re: #137 Varek Raith

Reagan, God-Emperor of America.

Adeptus Reaganatus!

Me and my brother actually did a whole riff on this last Spring Break…

Newt Gingrich would be the chapter Liberian.

Glen Beck would be a Gray Knight (clearly the 666 Rites of Emperor left him a bit unhinged)

Sarah Palin is a sister of Battle.

Ted Stevens is a Tech Marine. (SERIES OF TUBES!)

Strom Thurmond’s withered remains fight on in a Dreadnought.

They communicate over “Fox Casters”

Arnold is of course a TERMINATOR armored marine.

Stephen Colbert is a Standard Bearer with the flag of Adeptus Reagen on one side and Liberty Divided (Donkey with eight pointed start growing from it) on the other.

The Adeptus Reagen flag itself is an Aquila with RR stitched on it.

John Yu is an inquisitor….