re: #160 sffilk

I’d like a chocolate chip bagel, please.

Mebst!

Real bagels are not toroidal muffins! If you want chocolate and dough have a babka!

Real bagels are kneaded by stout men and women with forearms like pop-eye. They come in plain (or with toppings like sesame seeds, poppy seeds, onion etc…) rye, pumpernick or black and white.

They are crispy on the outside and chewy and moist on the inside. The are at once, dense yet airy.

Speak not of your goyshe muffins to me!

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Well half sarc, we can still be friends if you like even blueberry bagels :)