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The Onion Reports: Mitt Romney Terrified What Will Happen if He Stops Running for President

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austin_blue11/14/2012 9:59:48 pm PST

It’s F1 fever in Austin! I’m expecting an absolute omnishambles with traffic. Working tomorrow, but taking Friday off because I don’t even want to attempt to deal with the mayhem. It’s the invasion of skinny jeans, tight shirts, bad dentistry, and Gauloises.

“Your city is very quaint. We will dance now.”