HURR HURR BIRF CONTROLS IS FOR TEH SLUTS!!!! I’M NOT PAYING FOR UR SLUTTY SLUTNESS!!!!!!! Y U MAKE UR SLUTNESS 100% OF MY PAYING FOR RESPONSABILATYS!!!!!

I won’t pay for your birth control, just as I won’t pay for the Tequila which makes it a necessity.

— Steven Crowder (@scrowder) September 30, 2015