re: #173 pingjockey

Hobbits=good
Orcs=bad

Yea, but there were Rangers, and some woman who kept having dreams, and Mr. Smith from Matrix had funny ears, and James Carville was playing the part of some imp named Gollum, who had a real problem with dual personalities, and Frodo was worthless most of the time, and there were “men” and dead people, and someone borrowed some talking trees from Oz (or were the Vogons, just as boring) and the was NO sex, not a single bit of naked flesh, and only ONE drawf, why did the drawf’s get screwed out of parts in this movie, and…

It was confusing.