re: #193 thedopefishlives

My preacher told this joke on Sunday:

Fred and Jacob argued their whole life over one simple issue: Was Jesus white, or black? Fred was adamant that he was white; Jacob swore up and down that he was black. Eventually, they died, and they met St. Peter at the pearly gates. They approached the saint and asked him what color Jesus was. Before he could answer, the gates swung open wide, Jesus stepped through, and He said to them, “Hola, amigos!”

What did you expect, his name was Jesus!