I’m just waiting for Alex Jones/WNd to run with this story and add FEMA to it:

South Africa Invests in Elephant Birth Control

[…] For the past 16 years South Africa has been experimenting with elephant birth control. Female elephants are darted with an immunocontraceptive—porcine zona pellucida vaccine (PZP)—that blocks sperm reception and is said to be between 95 and 100 percent effective. The drug lasts for about a year and treated elephants receive an annual booster. The vaccine is nonhormonal, so it has no behavioral side effects and is also harmless to any males who are accidentally darted.

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Imagine what Homeland Security could do with such technology!