re: #1 Jayleia

I’ve been saying it for a while now…and I’m pretty sure I stole this from Charles Pierce, Mitt Romney’s pitch for the 2016 nomination should be “I’m Mitt Romney, bitches, and I’m the only thing you’ve got”, followed by dropping the mic and kicking the podium over.

Our reaction, of course should be: “Please proceed, Governor”

If Romney did that, I’d laugh my ass off, I gotta admit.