re: #7 Killgore Trout

Cain Gets Secret Service Protection After Threats

This:

According to a written statement Cain’s administrative assistant gave to police, the man said “there’s no such thing as a black Republican,” and that Cain should not run for the White House.

… is not a threat.

It’s not unusual for candidates to get Secret Service protection, but to announce that it’s because of danger from journalists is sheer comedy.