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Prepare for the Republican Inquisition

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Mad Prophet Ludwig11/04/2010 12:05:48 pm PDT

re: #146 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

You Heretic!

Leto II, God-Emperor of the Known Universe, was emperor for over 4,000 years. Further the development of the Human Universe went exactly according to his plans for the next 27,000 years.

His super powers had a lot to do with being a Kwisatz Haderach as well - but you pointedly omitted that!

Also, his ultimate plan succeeded and saved humanity from th thinking machines. Your boy is still loosing the war and needs to have thousands of psychics sacrificed to his vampiric corpse form to survive, because unlike Leto, who destroyed thousands of assassins, your boy f’d up!

And while we are at it, your boy has grungy space marines in super bulky armor that clearly are overcompensating for something, while the God Emperor has ultra hot, selectively bred to be lethal, lesbian ninjas as well as legions of Saudukar and Fremen.

I not only challenge you to a duel of high geek, but you have been served…

Oh yeah… I went there.

While we are at it, you failed to mention:

The Cylon Emperor from the original BSG… Now there was a badass….

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To clear up some confusion regarding some geekdom earlier this week, on fictional Galactic Emperors,

When discussing Emperors, the first one that usually springs to mind is Emperor Palpatine of the Star Wars series is the first to come to mind in most. First off, lets establish the fact that in the long run, he was a failure. He had no real successor and his Empire promptly broke into numerous warring factions upon his death. There is no evidence of his conquering or expanding the empire, merely imposing his rule over breakaway worlds from the Republic. Length of rule: 20-25 years

The God Emperor of Dune comes next, being named Emperor as the head of the noble house which seized the throne. His longevity and super powers were granted to him via drug use and bonding with an alien life form and his eventual goal was to breed humans who would be able to defeat him and others who shared his precognitive abilites. Length of rule: appx 2000 years.

Finally we have the God Emperor of Mankind. Born around 6,000 BC in what is today known as Turkey, and imbued with the mystic knowledge and traditions of prehistoric shamans, the Emperor was tasked with safeguarding humanity when their true psychic potential was unleashed. For millenia, the Emperor worked behind the scenes, ensuring humanities long term survival and evolution. Approximately 30,000 years after humanity began colonization of other worlds, the Emperor began The Great Crusade to reunite humanity under the Imperial Secular Truth, which lasted several hundred years until the Horus Heresy. Though on lifesupport after the battles, he continues to guide and shield humanity using his psychic abilities. Length of rule: 11,000 years and counting