The woman who hit and ran the local doc was heading home and didn’t know what she hit, but two motorcyclists saw her dragging a bicycle and figured out what she had done, pulled her over, put one of their bikes in front of her, pulled a gun on her and told her to get back in her car, reached in and took her keys, and held her until the cops came and took her.

She’s 85 years old. Blames macular degeneration.