I see Ted Kennedy received a Profile in Courage award for his 77th birthday - no word on whether it was for drowning an innocent girl, the subsequent coverup, or just a lifetime of liver abuse.

Remarkably, President Obama was able to clear his schedule, rub the sleep out of his eyes and attend. No word on whether he presented Ted with the special edition of “The Wizard of Oz,” with the uncut version of the scarecrow’s song.