I’m sticking with my Ark of the Covenant area protection device, rather than a personal firearm. Much more comprehensive, selective, and righteous. If you’re a Nazi - especially an Illinois Nazi (or neo Nazi or scum sucking bottom dwelling archeologist) you’re screwed. Try to put one over on the Almighty? Heh. And all that firepower wont do a damn thing.

Youtube Video (yeah., the sound sucks)