I’m sure the current detainees, having had plenty of time to do a cost-benefit analysis, will quietly blend into our society (after illegally entering the US), claim the designation “former terrorist”, and pursue a career as a “respected educator”. /sarc

Meanwhile, whoever’s still alive in the caves of Afghanistan and Pakistan are making jokes about looking forward to being read their Miranda rights, and being provided a lawyer at their enemy’s expense, if they are ever caught.