Takes deep breath.
OK here is Rand Paul’s 10-Tweet Manifesto of HOW MENNY WAZE DUZ OBAMA SUCK!!!!1!!!!
It’s all complete and utter horse shit

1. Tried to take over 1/6 of economy in Obamacare, wrecked the system and hurt patients and taxpayers

— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 9, 2015

2. Thinks an executive order is legislation and how you make law

— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 9, 2015

3. Fought an undeclared, unconstitutional war in Libya, turned it into Jihadist wonderland

— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 9, 2015

4. Fighting an undeclared, unconstitutional war in Syria, trying to put ISIS in Damascus.

— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 9, 2015

5. Signed into law the indefinite detention of American citizens

— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 9, 2015

6. His copy of the bill of rights obviously goes from 1 to 3, skipping the 2nd amendment.

— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 9, 2015

7. Court ruled his NSA spying on every American was illegal.

— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 9, 2015

8. He has added more debt than anyone in history.

— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 9, 2015

9. Appointed an attorney general who thinks speech against Muslims is a bigger threat than terrorism.

— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 9, 2015

10. EPA rules by executive FIAT trying to kill an entire American industry and way of life (coal).

— Dr. Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 9, 2015