re: #213 ozbloke

You mean Koalas?
Savage bastards, and they will piss on you.

Not as bad as dropbears though.

A drop bear (or dropbear) is a fictitious Australian marsupial. Drop bears are commonly said to be unusually large, vicious, carnivorous koalas that inhabit treetops and attack their prey by dropping onto their heads from above. …
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