re: #207 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

And in the Grinch who Stole Christmas, the press and conservative pundits rationalize that the Grinch’s heart is in fact normal size, and those with larger ones are somehow defective…

PINOCCHIO. The market on selling live puppets is deregulated in response to lobbyists entrepreneurs Foxx and Katt’s pleas. The coal miners are replaced with asses, and the DOE is in charge of, er, “recruiting” more asses for the coal industry.

THE GREAT ESCAPE. Ruthless terrorists try to escape fun reeducation camp. A happy ending.

Endless, I tell you, endless.