re: #208 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I like realistic jokes.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

” Would you like an ice pack? “

A duck walks into a bar…

Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a near by park and released.

A Blonde and a Brunette jump off a tall building at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

Both of them hit the ground at the same time. Hair colour doesn’t affect acceleration due to gravity.

How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house?

You don’t, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbors saw him. I wouldn’t worry about it, really.