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Mike Huckabee: Big in Alabama

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subsailor682/10/2010 11:33:42 am PST

re: #206 Decatur Deb

Who has an unpronounceable Polish name, so they call him “Brookyln”, and he doesn’t make it.

And, and, he shows a picture of his sweetheart to his best buddy, the slow talking southern boy from the mountains of West Virginia, who’s the best shot in the unit ‘cause he grew up squirrel hunting with an old black powder rifle his granddaddy left him, and then they go into action and Brooklyn throws himself on a grenade.

The southern boy gets out of the Army at the end of the war and travels to New York to comfort Brooklyn’s sweetheart. They end up in a searing romance, and are in bed together when OMG! Brooklyn steps through the door.

The grenade had failed to go off, and Brooklyn was taken prisoner cause all of his “buddies” had taken off and left him alone wandering around the forest. So, you can see why he’s got an attitude.

And he beats the living crap out of the southern boy.

Fade to black.