On the previous thread, I got a request to Page this comment. I’m a poster, not a Pager. Feel free to do with this what you want. It’s in the Public Domain.

“Derp.

My response:

Keep your guns. We won’t even try to institute a buy-back program for them. There are too many of them and we don’t have the money. And we aren’t going to try to regulate your guns, either. We are going to regulate the number of bullets you can put in one.

And that number is six. Just six. We will even trade your big clips with new, smaller ones, for free! We will make sure that if plugs are needed for internal magazines, you can get them, for free! But if you don’t follow the rules, you get a nickel in the gray-bar hotel, courtesy of Uncle Sugar. You’ll love Joliet!

So people, you can keep and bear your arms. Keep your concealed carry permit. You can arm your teachers, if you like. You can hire Kindergarten Cops, if you like. But we will do our best to ensure that no one will be able to shoot 26 people, including 20 six and seven year old children, to pieces in three minutes.

Six shots, reload. Six shots, reload. A bunch of people are running at you. And you’ve got six shots.

Feel lucky, punk?”