If there’s a light on? I can’t sleep. Wife got up at five, has to leave for work at seven. Turns on bathroom light, opens door, goes downstairs for 15 minutes. She knows how much it bothers me and absolutely refuses to change anything about her morning routine to help me out in this matter.

Her middle initial is C. That stands for Cheryl. Certainly not Courtesy.

Frackin’ Grrr.