Guns guns guns. RT @AP: The Latest in Texas deaths: Man charged after 5 kids, 3 adults found slain at Texas home: http://t.co/JSzwOe6tu8

— Charlie Vogel (@teleskiguy) August 9, 2015

Of course, a logic-impaired Twitterer who’s a big sports fan has to chime in.

@teleskiguy @AP Forks Forks forks… childhood obesity at an all time high. I suggest we mandate using chopsticks for all meals

— Jordyn Blake (@JLUPE23) August 9, 2015