re: #201 VioletTiger

We have to go with Pelosi as Shelob.
How about Howard Dean as the Balrog? He can make a lot of noise.

Works for me. We’ve previously established the George Soros is Sauron, Rham Emmanuel is Grima Wormtongue, and Obama is the Lord of the Nazgul. That leaves us with Saruman and eight other Ring Wraiths. Who shall we cast in those roles?