goddfuckingdamnit! Not me yet but uncomfortably close.

A mandatory evacuation order has been issued for Simi Valley/Unincorporated Simi Valley/Moorpark, north of Tierra Rejada, south of Olsen/Madera Street, east of Madera Street, and west of Highway 23, according to the Ventura County Fire Department. https://t.co/mRLtVplUvw

— NBC Los Angeles (@NBCLA) October 30, 2019