Freepers pen an open Letter to Her Majesty Elizabeth II Queen of the United Kingdom.

Your Majesty,

We, the people of the former American colonies, would like to offer our most sincere apology over that little misunderstanding we had 236 years ago. Had we known that we were going to be subjects anyway, we could have saved a lot of trouble and hard feelings.

We were under the mistaken belief that we would be free, sovereign citizens; we believed that our hard work would yield its own rewards without someone coming along and taking what we built in the name of “Fairness”. We thought our laws and Constitution would protect us from a foreign born dictator, and our freedom to worship would prevent us from becoming a corrupt, morally bankrupt society (silly us).

Little did we know that our own free press would intentionally sabotage, deceive and withhold the truth from us in order to reelect a Socialist that still holds distain for our nation and contempt for its founding principles. Nor did we believe that there would be so many citizens dependent on government handouts that they would blindly elect an unqualified charlatan, let alone reelect him.

Anyway, Your Grace, we are truly sorry and humbly sincerely beg your forgiveness. If you can find it in your heart to forgive us and take us back, we promise never to trade British oppression for Socialist tyranny again.

Your most humble servants,

The American People

Ok, so it is tongue-in-cheek, but this is still as stupid as the girl who wanted to move to Australia. England does not have a free press (official secrets act censorship), they have hate speech laws, nationalized medicine, the taxes are more than double (not by rate but effective) ours, handguns and semi-automatic rifles are banned, long guns and shotguns require special permitting and membership in a shooting club, gasoline costs nearly three times as much, and unemployment is higher.

You guys go if you want but you need to renounce your citizenship and turn in your passports when you leave. :p