re: #219 BigPapa

Geriattrition: consistently responding to somebody who is much younger and stupider than you with the end result of them giving up and going away.

Yes, I just made that up. Coffee is really good this AM.

That would be a “sniglet”, a word that should exist, but doesn’t. They were a feature of Laugh-In or a similar show. Our family favorite is “barkuuming”, giving the dog time to scarf dropped food.