1 Political Atheist  Sat, Sep 17, 2011 10:16:40pm

Clarisas acting and that rust belt industrial location really worked. Love the old patched up clown shoes. Couple of interesting focus pulls too.

2 Kragar  Sat, Sep 17, 2011 11:34:07pm

The other killer joke

Youtube Video

3 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 1:11:10am
4 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 1:49:52am

I never understood the Red Balloon, even as a child.

5 Kragar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 1:56:13am

re: #4 ggt

I never understood the Red Balloon, even as a child.

Youtube Video

6 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 2:17:39am

Ok, I stopped it at the clown. Creeped me out.

7 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 2:19:25am
8 Sol Berdinowitz  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 2:20:01am

Do not go for these “annonymous ominous looming threat” films. Somebody tell me how it ends…

9 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 2:21:51am

Morning limited Honcos.

10 Sol Berdinowitz  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 2:24:05am

we got two polo teams

11 Kragar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 2:25:48am

re: #8 ralphieboy

Do not go for these “annonymous ominous looming threat” films. Somebody tell me how it ends…

Ponies

12 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 2:25:59am

re: #10 ralphieboy

we got two polo teams

I’m not being the horse this time.

13 Sol Berdinowitz  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 2:26:26am

water polo?

14 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 2:35:36am

Morning, all

15 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 2:41:31am

Did you see the beebees?

They are smiling!

16 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 2:42:07am

Frank Rocks:

You can’t write a chord ugly enough to say what you want sometimes, so you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream

We’ll have to ask Floral about this …

17 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 2:49:51am

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
Eleanor Roosevelt

Heh.

18 Sol Berdinowitz  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 2:54:53am

The faceless threat that still hounds us through the industrial wasteland of America: privatized Social Security. Sees that the GOP conadidates still cling to this notion, despite the debacle under Bush. newsmax.com

19 Sol Berdinowitz  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 2:56:14am

twelve users online! Volleyball!!!

20 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 2:57:49am

re: #19 ralphieboy

twelve users online! Volleyball!!!

IF we play beach volleyball we could have 3 games going at once.

21 rwdflynavy  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:04:13am

re: #18 ralphieboy

The faceless threat that still hounds us through the industrial wasteland of America: privatized Social Security. Sees that the GOP conadidates still cling to this notion, despite the debacle under Bush. [Link: www.newsmax.com…]

Of course SS is small potatoes. Medicare and Medicaid are the real cost drivers in the future. That is where our efforts should be focused.

Also,

Good Morning Honcos!

22 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:05:06am

re: #21 rwdflynavy

Of course SS is small potatoes. Medicare and Medicaid are the real cost drivers in the future. That is where our efforts should be focused.

Also,

Good Morning Honcos!

I thought we were now: skanks?

Honco Skanks!

23 Sol Berdinowitz  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:05:30am

re: #21 rwdflynavy

Of course SS is small potatoes. Medicare and Medicaid are the real cost drivers in the future. That is where our efforts should be focused.

Efforts to cut costs or efforts to abolish/privatize?

24 rwdflynavy  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:05:47am

re: #22 ggt

I thought we were now: skanks?

Honco Skanks!

Why am I always the last to hear about these things?!?!
//

25 rwdflynavy  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:06:42am

re: #23 ralphieboy

Efforts to cut costs or efforts to abolish/privatize?

Cut costs/modify. I don’t think it should be abolished or privatized.

26 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:13:41am

Happy Gilmore’s grandma dies.:(
news.yahoo.com

27 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:16:36am

I’m looking for a source for high quality vitamins and supplements.

Can anyone here offer up some suggestions?

28 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:18:25am

re: #27 researchok

I’m looking for a source for high quality vitamins and supplements.

Can anyone here offer up some suggestions?

I’ve always been happy with Country Life.. I get them at the local health food store.

29 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:21:04am

This is kinda freakin’ me out.

It’s r/x drug deaths —not illegal drugs.

I don’t know if they are cross-referencing illegal drug crime related deaths. But still, it’s scary. Chemists start messing with the chemical structure of morphine and making better and stronger pain meds —has it’s consequences.

30 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:21:23am

re: #27 researchok

I’m looking for a source for high quality vitamins and supplements.

Can anyone here offer up some suggestions?

Food chart.
healthalternatives2000.com

31 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:21:57am

re: #28 ggt

I’ve always been happy with Country Life.. I get them at the local health food store.

Thanks. I like the gluten free aspect (trying to head off any blood sugar problems in advance!).

There seems to be a wide variety of products out there, some good some not so good.

Have you heard anything about FoodScience?

32 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:24:24am

re: #30 Cannadian Club Akbar

Food chart.
[Link: www.healthalternatives2000.com…]

That’s a keeper.

Thanks.

Also, vitamin/dosage recommendations are all over the map. Any reliable sources you guys are aware of?

33 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:26:18am

re: #31 researchok

Thanks. I like the gluten free aspect (trying to head off any blood sugar problems in advance!).

There seems to be a wide variety of products out there, some good some not so good.

Have you heard anything about FoodScience?

No never. I knew someone that worked with Country Life and thought they were reputable people—unlike some other’s he knew.

It is very difficult because there is little regulation. (there is a bill, IIRC, that they are trying to get thru Congress, but it is frought with political implications).

Make sure any herbals you get are “standardized”. Meaning you get the equal parts of the same part of the plant in each capsule. You don’t want stems and seeds in one and leaf in another .. .

I take the Country Life Multi-for Women because I like the additional herbals in it. I’m not sure that the vitamin part is any different than what you’d get at Walgreen’s. Walgreen’s is sure cheaper.

34 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:27:08am

re: #32 researchok

That’s a keeper.

Thanks.

Also, vitamin/dosage recommendations are all over the map. Any reliable sources you guys are aware of?

Links in here.
fnic.nal.usda.gov

35 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:29:29am

re: #33 ggt

No never. I knew someone that worked with Country Life and thought they were reputable people—unlike some other’s he knew.

It is very difficult because there is little regulation. (there is a bill, IIRC, that they are trying to get thru Congress, but it is frought with political implications).

Make sure any herbals you get are “standardized”. Meaning you get the equal parts of the same part of the plant in each capsule. You don’t want stems and seeds in one and leaf in another .. .

I take the Country Life Multi-for Women because I like the additional herbals in it. I’m not sure that the vitamin part is any different than what you’d get at Walgreen’s. Walgreen’s is sure cheaper.

The vitamin/supplement business is one industry is one that would benefit from more regulation.

A little bit of research and you realize it is a cross between caveat emptor and the Wild West.

36 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:30:36am

re: #32 researchok

That’s a keeper.

Thanks.

Also, vitamin/dosage recommendations are all over the map. Any reliable sources you guys are aware of?

I did a big study of that about 15 years ago. There is a big differene between the USRDA and what is Optimal for each individual. I think the USRDA is 500 mg of Vit C and what that is is the minimum to prevent scurvy. I smoke and can tolerate up to 4000 mg a day.

Best to do your own research—starting with the USRDA and go from there. You can’t OD on the water soluable vitamins, so C, B and A in the form of beta-carotene. There is a lot to learn.

I’ve always found this book (available at most health food stores) very helpful.

37 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:33:31am

I’m going to order the book. Clearly, I havea lot to learn on the subject.

Now, how do you reliably determine what is optimal dosage for oneself?

38 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:34:43am

re: #35 researchok

As long as shit is called “natural” there are no regulations (that I know of, I could be wrong). Ever notice when a “natural weight loss” pill comes around, the commercials say “when taken with a proper diet and exercise program”? Really? I hate those people. And I know about phen-phen and so on, which is just speed.

39 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:37:08am

re: #38 Cannadian Club Akbar

As long as shit is called “natural” there are no regulations (that I know of, I could be wrong). Ever notice when a “natural weight loss” pill comes around, the commercials say “when taken with a proper diet and exercise program”? Really? I hate those people. And I know about phen-phen and so on, which is just speed.

I hear that.

There is no reason the supplement industry should remain unregulated.

At the very lest, there ought to be minium standards of quality.

40 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:37:08am

re: #35 researchok

The vitamin/supplement business is one industry is one that would benefit from more regulation.

A little bit of research and you realize it is a cross between caveat emptor and the Wild West.

There are a lot of quack ideas out that that make a lot of sense until you do your own research. And everybody’s body is different.

I find I need LOTS of B-complex at certain times of the month and other’s not so much. I don’t notice much of a difference with other vitamins on a day-to-day basis. What I notice is that I either get sick or I don’t.

As usual, stay away from carbs, & soda. There are literally 2 or 3 aisles at every grocery store that are nothing but carbs! I don’t even go down them. Pay for GOOD BREAD. Pay for GOOD EGGS. What you save by not walking down the carb aisles more than makes-up for the extra you pay for better products. Buy Organic produce! The pesticide thing is real.

41 sattv4u2  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:37:15am

re: #37 researchok

I’m going to order the book. Clearly, I havea lot to learn on the subject.

Now, how do you reliably determine what is optimal dosage for oneself?

when your pets start giving you financial and legal advice, take ten milligrams less!!
/

42 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:39:23am

re: #37 researchok

I’m going to order the book. Clearly, I havea lot to learn on the subject.

Now, how do you reliably determine what is optimal dosage for oneself?

I can tell when I’m lacking in a nutrient just by the way I feel. Also, ever notice when your body is lacking a vitamin, when you eat/drink something with that vitamin, it taste really good? Start a diary.

43 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:39:59am

re: #37 researchok

I’m going to order the book. Clearly, I have a lot to learn on the subject.

Now, how do you reliably determine what is optimal dosage for oneself?

research, research, research.

I made a couple of spreadsheets years ago that helped me along the learning curve. It was necessary just to keep dosages straight. Some products are marketed in mgs, some in i.u.’s (international units). I had to figure the equivalent to keep myself from going crazy.

Don’t be afraid to ask the crazy people at the health food store for info. Take what you like and leave the rest. Ask everyone—doctors, nurses …pharmacists are a great resource.

44 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:40:14am

re: #40 ggt

There are a lot of quack ideas out that that make a lot of sense until you do your own research. And everybody’s body is different.

I find I need LOTS of B-complex at certain times of the month and other’s not so much. I don’t notice much of a difference with other vitamins on a day-to-day basis. What I notice is that I either get sick or I don’t.

As usual, stay away from carbs, & soda. There are literally 2 or 3 aisles at every grocery store that are nothing but carbs! I don’t even go down them. Pay for GOOD BREAD. Pay for GOOD EGGS. What you save by not walking down the carb aisles more than makes-up for the extra you pay for better products. Buy Organic produce! The pesticide thing is real.

I have cut out soda entirely (fruit juices as well). Now, I drink water or green tea drinks exclusively.

My carb consumption has gone down dramatically but it is disconcerting to find out just how many ‘hidden carbs’ are out there.

I have lost weight but as of late I seem to have plateaued. More exercise in my future…!

45 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:41:01am

re: #42 Cannadian Club Akbar

I can tell when I’m lacking in a nutrient just by the way I feel. Also, ever notice when your body is lacking a vitamin, when you eat/drink something with that vitamin, it taste really good? Start a diary.

That’s a damn good, practical idea.

What supplements are you taking?

46 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:41:26am

Also ResearchOK, you really, really need to read labels for foods bought off the shelf. And I’m sure most produce sections already have nutrients listed.

47 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:41:37am

re: #43 ggt

research, research, research.

I made a couple of spreadsheets years ago that helped me along the learning curve. It was necessary just to keep dosages straight. Some products are marketed in mgs, some in i.u.’s (international units). I had to figure the equivalent to keep myself from going crazy.

Don’t be afraid to ask the crazy people at the health food store for info. Take what you like and leave the rest. Ask everyone—doctors, nurses …pharmacists are a great resource.

What supplements are you on?

48 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:42:18am

re: #46 Cannadian Club Akbar

Also ResearchOK, you really, really need to read labels for foods bought off the shelf. And I’m sure most produce sections already have nutrients listed.

Yeah, I’m on the less processed, the better plan.

49 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:44:05am

re: #42 Cannadian Club Akbar

I can tell when I’m lacking in a nutrient just by the way I feel. Also, ever notice when your body is lacking a vitamin, when you eat/drink something with that vitamin, it taste really good? Start a diary.

So true, pay attention to your body.

It will crave what it really needs.

Another tool is HALT (STB)—Hungry, Angry, Lonely, Tired. (I add Sick, Thirsty and Board)

When you are feeling hungry, lousy or depressed, ask your self if you are any of the above. Often we think we are hungry and craving something when really we are one of the other categories. People overeat and eat the wrong things because of emotional reasons. Recognizing your triggers can be really helpful in maintaining health. Sometimes a bottle of water can do a world of good—get rid of a headache, perk me up, etc.

50 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:45:31am

re: #39 researchok

I hear that.

There is no reason the supplement industry should remain unregulated.

At the very lest, there ought to be minium standards of quality.

That would destroy most of the supplement market, because they haven’t undergone any testing that shows that they have beneficial effects. Most of them don’t, for the ordinary person.

The funny part is my wife, a scientist and soon-to-be doctor, who knows that there has been no clinical trial that’s show Airborne to be effective— still uses it.

51 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:45:44am

re: #47 researchok

What supplements are you on?

The multi-vitamin I mentioned above (with iron), and xtra V-C. A b-complex certain times of the month. oh, and a fish oil pill.

52 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:45:48am

re: #49 ggt

So true, pay attention to your body.

It will crave what it really needs.

Another tool is HALT (STB)—Hungry, Angry, Lonely, Tired. (I add Sick, Thirsty and Board)

When you are feeling hungry, lousy or depressed, ask your self if you are any of the above. Often we think we are hungry and craving something when really we are one of the other categories. People overeat and eat the wrong things because of emotional reasons. Recognizing your triggers can be really helpful in maintaining health. Sometimes a bottle of water can do a world of good—get rid of a headache, perk me up, etc.

I just favorited this comment.

Excellent advice.

53 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:46:35am

re: #50 Obdicut

That would destroy most of the supplement market, because they haven’t undergone any testing that shows that they have beneficial effects. Most of them don’t, for the ordinary person.

The funny part is my wife, a scientist and soon-to-be doctor, who knows that there has been no clinical trial that’s show Airborne to be effective— still uses it.

Homeopathic is the biggest scam out there, IMHO.

Still, there is the placebo effect —I guess it is worth the money if it works for people. …

54 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:47:14am

re: #49 ggt

I’m on a 1400 calorie a day diet at the moment, and it’s amazing how quickly my body has adjusted to it and how quickly I’m satiated by a small meal. But you’re absolutely right that when I’m upset, I have the urge for food— which is why it’s good to keep celery around. Crunching that stuff up is very therapeutic.

Oh, and alcohol in any significant amount will really mess with your hunger feelings. As well as being highly calorific on its own.

55 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:47:31am

re: #52 researchok

I just favorited this comment.

Excellent advice.

Might help if I spelled everything correctly. Bored, not board.

56 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:47:44am

re: #50 Obdicut

That would destroy most of the supplement market, because they haven’t undergone any testing that shows that they have beneficial effects. Most of them don’t, for the ordinary person.

The funny part is my wife, a scientist and soon-to-be doctor, who knows that there has been no clinical trial that’s show Airborne to be effective— still uses it.

I absolutely agree.

What little research I’ve done only highlighted the disparity in quality of products out there.

It really is snake oil v.2.0 out there in many instances.

57 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:47:47am

re: #45 researchok

That’s a damn good, practical idea.

What supplements are you taking?

I don’t take any. I just know about stuff. The more you read, the more you’ll remember. Slice of cheese, 6 to 9 grams of fat. 4 OZ. hamburger, 21 grams of fat and so on. And remember, a salad does you no good when you put 4 oz or so of Ranch dressing on it (28 grams of fat), plus cheese, plus flavored croutons, plus meat, yada, yada….and then there’s salt content….

58 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:50:38am

Also when reading labels, look at the serving size in regards to salt, sugar, fat, etc. Some companies dropped their serving sizes to make products more attractive.

59 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:51:15am

re: #57 Cannadian Club Akbar

I don’t take any. I just know about stuff. The more you read, the more you’ll remember. Slice of cheese, 6 to 9 grams of fat. 4 OZ. hamburger, 21 grams of fat and so on. And remember, a salad does you no good when you put 4 oz or so of Ranch dressing on it (28 grams of fat), plus cheese, plus flavored croutons, plus meat, yada, yada…and then there’s salt content…

Salad that is nothing but iceberg lettuce is a waste of time.

I’ve had some of the best complements on chopped salads containing 5 or 6 different types of leaves. I go with the Jane Brody school of cooking —make it pretty. Dark leaves, light leaves, red and purple leaves —some orange from carrots —complete the color wheel and you probably have a good salad. two tsp of a good oil and vinegar dressing and mmmmmmm.

60 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:51:25am

re: #57 Cannadian Club Akbar

Yep. And chicken (white meat) and lean pork are so, so much less calorific than fatty beef or the fattier portions of pork. You can eat much more chicken than you can beef and get the same calories out of it, especially if you discard the yummy skin.

Onions are one of my main staples; they take flavor really well, so cooking them in a bit of beef broth gives them a very beefy flavor, but they’re quite low on calories, high in fiber, and full of all sorts of other great vitamins.

For anyone trying to diet, I highly suggest lots of beef-broth-and-onions soup. It’s a great replacement for burgers, steaks, sausages, etc.

Oh and brush your teeth and use mouthwash a lot. I’m serious— I think sometimes we eat just to try to get whatever musty taste in our mouth out of it.

61 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:51:41am

re: #54 Obdicut

I’m on a 1400 calorie a day diet at the moment, and it’s amazing how quickly my body has adjusted to it and how quickly I’m satiated by a small meal. But you’re absolutely right that when I’m upset, I have the urge for food— which is why it’s good to keep celery around. Crunching that stuff up is very therapeutic.

Oh, and alcohol in any significant amount will really mess with your hunger feelings. As well as being highly calorific on its own.

I’m on the rabbit plan, somewhat. At least one meal a day where I consume an entire romaine lettuce.

I’m trying to keep to a 1700-1800 calorie diet, with a 90 mins a day of moderate exercise. I walk with 5 lb ankle weights.

Of course, never ending work as of late makes that more of an effort than it ought to be.

62 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:53:20am

re: #59 ggt

With any leafy veggie, go dark green. Iceberg actually is high in Vitamin K, though. And FWIW, to much dark leafy greens can give you kidney stones.:)

63 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:54:15am

re: #62 Cannadian Club Akbar

With any leafy veggie, go dark green. Iceberg actually is high in Vitamin K, though. And FWIW, to much dark leafy greens can give you kidney stones.:)

Now you tell me.
//

64 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:55:32am

re: #61 researchok

I’m on the rabbit plan, somewhat. At least one meal a day where I consume an entire romaine lettuce.

I’m trying to keep to a 1700-1800 calorie diet, with a 90 mins a day of moderate exercise. I walk with 5 lb ankle weights.

Of course, never ending work as of late makes that more of an effort than it ought to be.

I know there are 100000000000 books about diets out there, but go to the library and check out “The Zone”. That diet, you eat 5-6 times a day, smaller portions, but the one I believe in if I ever decide to diet.

65 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:56:13am

re: #62 Cannadian Club Akbar

I love the bitter greens, myself. Mustard greens, spinach, broccoli rabe, arugala, dandelion, escarole. But I have a bitter tooth to compare to most people’s sweet tooth.

66 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:56:17am

re: #62 Cannadian Club Akbar

With any leafy veggie, go dark green. Iceberg actually is high in Vitamin K, though. And FWIW, to much dark leafy greens can give you kidney stones.:)

Everything in moderation.

a bit of Kale, spinach and fresh garlic in every salad is my rule of thumb.

There was a time when I took a clove of garlic every day as if it were a capsule. I swear it helped me stay healthy one winter —hubby made me stop because I started smelling like an (immigrant). He didn’t use such nice words.

I’m big on the neti-pot also. I think using it keeps a lot of toxins out of the lungs and blood stream. And Obdi is right about dental/mouth health —brush your tongue!

67 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:57:03am

re: #65 Obdicut

I love the bitter greens, myself. Mustard greens, spinach, broccoli rabe, arugala, dandelion, escarole. But I have a bitter tooth to compare to most people’s sweet tooth.

I’ve been known to eat half a bag of baby spinach while I’m preparing the salad.

68 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:57:55am

re: #65 Obdicut

I love the bitter greens, myself. Mustard greens, spinach, broccoli rabe, arugala, dandelion, escarole. But I have a bitter tooth to compare to most people’s sweet tooth.

The bitterness can be offset with a dressing made with balsamic vinegar, sweet and low, a little olive oil. I don’t have a recipe in front of me. But I like bitter as well.

69 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:58:09am

re: #64 Cannadian Club Akbar

I know there are 100000000000 books about diets out there, but go to the library and check out “The Zone”. That diet, you eat 5-6 times a day, smaller portions, but the one I believe in if I ever decide to diet.

I have his follow up book, the Omega Zone.

Skimmed through it, need to read it.

I take fish oil pills daily. Can’t do the krill oil pills, seafood allergy.

70 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:58:11am

re: #64 Cannadian Club Akbar

I know there are 100000000000 books about diets out there, but go to the library and check out “The Zone”. That diet, you eat 5-6 times a day, smaller portions, but the one I believe in if I ever decide to diet.

I’ve seen good results from The Zone —kinda a modified Atkins Diet. I learned a lot from the Atkins book. Wouldn’t do the “pure” version of the diet, tho.

71 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:58:55am

re: #69 researchok

I have his follow up book, the Omega Zone.

Skimmed through it, need to read it.

I take fish oil pills daily. Can’t do the krill oil pills, seafood allergy.

There are alternatives—Black Current Seed oil, I think is one.

72 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:59:17am

re: #65 Obdicut

I love the bitter greens, myself. Mustard greens, spinach, broccoli rabe, arugala, dandelion, escarole. But I have a bitter tooth to compare to most people’s sweet tooth.

The south would be a food paradise for you.

Bitter greens everywhere.

73 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 3:59:58am

re: #71 ggt

There are alternatives—Black Current Seed oil, I think is one.

I haven’t even heard of that!

74 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:00:14am

re: #68 Cannadian Club Akbar

The bitterness can be offset with a dressing made with balsamic vinegar, sweet and low, a little olive oil. I don’t have a recipe in front of me. But I like bitter as well.

Have you seen this line? The Fig and Walnut is wonderful and you only need a tsp or so.

75 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:00:24am

re: #70 ggt

I’ve seen good results from The Zone —kinda a modified Atkins Diet. I learned a lot from the Atkins book. Wouldn’t do the “pure” version of the diet, tho.

Why not?

76 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:00:35am

re: #69 researchok

I have his follow up book, the Omega Zone.

Skimmed through it, need to read it.

I take fish oil pills daily. Can’t do the krill oil pills, seafood allergy.

Just make sure with fish oil, you’re getting Omega 3 fatty acids, not Omega 6 (bad). Many people think eating Salmon is good, and it is, but farm raised salmon is high in Omega 6. That’s why it’s $5 lb. vs. $13 lb (wild, line caught)

77 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:01:27am

re: #72 researchok

California was great for it too, especially since you had the combination of the Southern, Italian, and Chinese traditions of bitter greens.

Here in NYC they’re not quite as great, but you do get ramps during season, which are awesome if trendy.

78 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:01:41am

re: #75 researchok

Why not?

I don’t eat meat. It would be very difficult and IMHO dangerous to try to do the Atkins as a vegetarian. If you pay the Atkins people a lot of money, they will give you the veggie version of their diet and help you monitor your health.

79 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:02:52am

re: #75 researchok

Why not?

Atkins is no sugar, carbs, etc. But meat, meat, meat. But people abuse that by eating a pound of bacon with a 6 egg omelet. Not exactly what Atkins was talking about.

80 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:03:26am

re: #77 Obdicut

California was great for it too, especially since you had the combination of the Southern, Italian, and Chinese traditions of bitter greens.

Here in NYC they’re not quite as great, but you do get ramps during season, which are awesome if trendy.

Has your wife gone through the nutrition portion of her medical schooling yet? If so, what did she come home with that piqued your interest?

81 sattv4u2  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:04:28am

All this healthy food talk, NOW I have a craving for a Big Mac and a supersized fries! !!

//

82 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:05:23am

re: #81 sattv4u2

All this healthy food talk, NOW I have a craving for a Big Mac and a supersized fries! !!

//

Fries are a health food when dipped into a chocolate milkshake. Mmmmmm…
/

83 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:05:26am

re: #73 researchok

I haven’t even heard of that!

This is really challenging my memory. There are female specific reasons for some diet changes —things that can affect hormones balances. I think that is where I heard about the ——oh, it was an alternative to Evening Primrose—which is an estrogen producer (precurser whatever).

never mind.

84 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:05:35am

re: #79 Cannadian Club Akbar

You get ketoacidosis, too, from the Atkins diet, which isn’t good for you, and a lot of the weight loss is dehydration from it.

Michael Pollan’s “In Defense of Food” is a pretty good diet guide that isn’t a diet guide.

85 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:05:50am

re: #81 sattv4u2

All this healthy food talk, NOW I have a craving for a Big Mac and a supersized fries! !!

//

I gave all that up a few months ago. I’m really trying to get healthy.

My burger quotient is one per week.

Truth is, I do feel better.

86 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:06:06am

re: #83 ggt

This is really challenging my memory. There are female specific reasons for some diet changes —things that can affect hormones balances. I think that is where I heard about the —-oh, it was an alternative to Evening Primrose—which is an estrogen producer (precurser whatever).

never mind.

LOL

87 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:07:12am

re: #82 Cannadian Club Akbar

Fries are a health food when dipped into a chocolate milkshake. Mmmm…
/

Fries are better than starving.

Truth be told, I allow myself 3 or 4 fries and I leave the rest on my plate. Unless they are sweet potato fries. Then I’m just screwed.

88 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:08:23am

re: #85 researchok

I gave all that up a few months ago. I’m really trying to get healthy.

My burger quotient is one per week.

Truth is, I do feel better.

With a burger, skip the mayo and load the veggies. Avocado is a great addition, if you like it. And have fries, just bake them. And also remember, ketchup is just sugar.

89 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:09:18am

re: #88 Cannadian Club Akbar

With a burger, skip the mayo and load the veggies. Avocado is a great addition, if you like it. And have fries, just bake them. And also remember, ketchup is just sugar.

I do that. And lately, I give up the bun too.

My condiments now are mustard and dill relish.

90 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:09:44am

I also learned a lot from Jane Brody’s Good Food Book.

Great Ratatouille recipe.

91 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:10:36am

re: #89 researchok

I do that. And lately, I give up the bun too.

My condiments now are mustard and dill relish.

White anything (buns, breads, pasta) aren’t as good for you as a wheat product. Having said that, if you offer me wheat anything, there will be a fight.:)

92 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:10:39am

re: #88 Cannadian Club Akbar

A butter is the devil. Use a light misting of oil to cook things in instead of butter. My wife just bought me a hand-pumped mister (no pun intended) and I freaking love it.

And use the fat-free half-and-half for your coffee instead the real stuff.

And avoid bread. That part Atkins had right. Pollan goes into great detail about why bread usually represents about the worst possible approach to calories and food.

93 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:12:41am

re: #92 Obdicut

A butter is the devil. Use a light misting of oil to cook things in instead of butter. My wife just bought me a hand-pumped mister (no pun intended) and I freaking love it.

And use the fat-free half-and-half for your coffee instead the real stuff.

And avoid bread. That part Atkins had right. Pollan goes into great detail about why bread usually represents about the worst possible approach to calories and food.

I think it is better to get your carbs from good whole-grain bakery bread than from chips or fritos—tho.

Bread can be good food. Just no more than a slice a day.

Hubby tries to get all the meat from a local butcher — there always seems to be one in every community, instead of the grocery store.

94 Decatur Deb  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:12:48am

re: #85 researchok

I gave all that up a few months ago. I’m really trying to get healthy.

My burger quotient is one per week.

Truth is, I do feel better.

That’s the ‘counter-placebo effect’, the conviction that it’s good for you if it hurts, deprives, or tastes like shit.

If you want to feel like a teenager, eat like a teenager.

95 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:12:50am

re: #92 Obdicut

See, certain things I won’t make without butter (screw you margarine!!) But that’s a Southern thing I guess. (I actually made a Butter Pie in cooking class in High Skool!!)

96 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:13:39am

re: #95 Cannadian Club Akbar

See, certain things I won’t make without butter (screw you margarine!!) But that’s a Southern thing I guess. (I actually made a Butter Pie in cooking class in High Skool!!)

I think butter is better, health wise, than margarine anyway.

We know what is in Butter!

97 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:14:01am

re: #95 Cannadian Club Akbar

Yeah, I’m lucky in that my mom tended more towards the Italian than the French cooking tradition, and so it’s olive oil— still calorific, but better for you and you need less of it— rather than butter that is my staple for cooking things in.

98 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:14:03am

re: #93 ggt

I think it is better to get your carbs from good whole-grain bakery bread than from chips or fritos—tho.

Bread can be good food. Just no more than a slice a day.

Hubby tries to get all the meat from a local butcher — there always seems to be one in every community, instead of the grocery store.

I switched from bread to Kashi heart to heart whole grain crackers.

I miss bread, but I’ll live.

99 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:14:44am

re: #97 Obdicut

Yeah, I’m lucky in that my mom tended more towards the Italian than the French cooking tradition, and so it’s olive oil— still calorific, but better for you and you need less of it— rather than butter that is my staple for cooking things in.

Do you eat pasta?

100 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:14:45am

re: #96 ggt

I think butter is better, health wise, than margarine anyway.

We know what is in Butter!

True. Margarine is just oil, as is mayo. But mayo also has egg yolks.

101 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:14:46am

re: #94 Decatur Deb

That’s the ‘counter-placebo effect’, the conviction that it’s good for you if it hurts, deprives, or tastes like shit.

If you want to feel like a teenager, eat like a teenager.

Is a burger really all that bad. McDonald’s-yes. But good lean beef from a local butcher? without a bun???

Red meat has a lot of good stuff in it.

102 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:15:30am

re: #94 Decatur Deb

That’s the ‘counter-placebo effect’, the conviction that it’s good for you if it hurts, deprives, or tastes like shit.

If you want to feel like a teenager, eat like a teenager.

Man, I wish that were true!

103 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:15:50am

re: #100 Cannadian Club Akbar

True. Margarine is just oil, as is mayo. But mayo also has egg yolks.

hydrogenated, hyphenated and astroturfed!

It’s the processing that makes it scary to me.

104 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:17:11am

re: #99 researchok

Do you eat pasta?

Not with any frequency. Most pasta dished are still delicious if you remove the pasta and up the veggie content. Pasta is like bread, and pretty damn calorific.

I also find that pasta makes me hungrier— it’s a side effect of those easily-absorbed calories from the refined flour.

So, for my Pasta Primavera these days, I leave out the pasta entirely, and add onions to it in long strips, cooked not as much as the other vegetables to give them that textural resistance that’s similar to al dente pasta.

105 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:17:19am

re: #101 ggt

Is a burger really all that bad. McDonald’s-yes. But good lean beef from a local butcher? without a bun???

Red meat has a lot of good stuff in it.

A McDonald’s burger without cheese isn’t that bad for you in a pinch. Their burgers are only 1.6 OZ. And get a side of apples. And don’t let the fruit juice fool you, it’s just sugar.

106 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:17:38am

re: #94 Decatur Deb

That’s the ‘counter-placebo effect’, the conviction that it’s good for you if it hurts, deprives, or tastes like shit.

If you want to feel like a teenager, eat like a teenager.

Yeah, I’m not really into deprivation. I’m not good at it.

I don’t follow a caloric restriction diet or really any diet (which has it’s downsides). I eat when I am hungry and stay away from the bad stuff.

I also eat to live, not the other way around. So a slice of cheese and a tomato or a bowl of flax cereal are fine with me.

107 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:17:56am

re: #103 ggt

hydrogenated, hyphenated and astroturfed!

It’s the processing that makes it scary to me.

Like I said, I’m trying to eat much less processed foods.

It really does make a difference.

108 Decatur Deb  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:18:05am

re: #102 researchok

Man, I wish that were true!

I almost got away with that, until very recently. Now I actually have to think a little about intake. At 67, I think my warranty has long expired.

109 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:18:40am

re: #107 researchok

Like I said, I’m trying to eat much less processed foods.

It really does make a difference.

Jack Lalane never ate processed food. Good rule.

110 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:18:43am

re: #101 ggt

Is a burger really all that bad. McDonald’s-yes. But good lean beef from a local butcher? without a bun???

Red meat has a lot of good stuff in it.

I grind my own meat. Beef, well-stripped of fat, is still pretty calorific but it’s so flavorful that that’s really okay.

I do highly suggest grinding your own meat, since it cuts the risk of bacterial contamination down by a factor of about a hundred.

And it tastes better. Use a strip of bacon per pound of well-cleaned beef to restore the fat, and you’ll have a damn delicious burger.

111 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:18:47am

re: #104 Obdicut

Not with any frequency. Most pasta dished are still delicious if you remove the pasta and up the veggie content. Pasta is like bread, and pretty damn calorific.

I also find that pasta makes me hungrier— it’s a side effect of those easily-absorbed calories from the refined flour.

So, for my Pasta Primavera these days, I leave out the pasta entirely, and add onions to it in long strips, cooked not as much as the other vegetables to give them that textural resistance that’s similar to al dente pasta.

pasta de olio with wilted spinach and roasted garlic.


mmmmmmmm

112 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:19:37am

re: #110 Obdicut

I grind my own meat. Beef, well-stripped of fat, is still pretty calorific but it’s so flavorful that that’s really okay.

I do highly suggest grinding your own meat, since it cuts the risk of bacterial contamination down by a factor of about a hundred.

And it tastes better. Use a strip of bacon per pound of well-cleaned beef to restore the fat, and you’ll have a damn delicious burger.

THAT sounds like work!

My dogs would like to live in your house.

113 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:20:02am

re: #105 Cannadian Club Akbar

Yeah, one of the worst mistakes ‘health nuts’ make is drinking tons of fruit shakes and smoothies, as though somehow fructose doesn’t count. It’s another good point Pollan makes in his book; the more effort that’s gone in to refining a food— like juicing it— the higher its calorific profile will be and the less nutritive it’ll be.

114 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:20:19am

re: #108 Decatur Deb

I almost got away with that, until very recently. Now I actually have to think a little about intake. At 67, I think my warranty has long expired.

Plenty of life lest in those old bones, I predict!

You come across as 20 years younger

115 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:20:33am

re: #112 ggt

THAT sounds like work!

My dogs would like to live in your house.

I’m a workaholic in pretty much every aspect of my life. If it’s worth doing it’s worth overdoing.

116 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:20:50am

“If it comes out of a window, it probably isn’t good for you”

—my old neighbor

117 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:21:44am

re: #110 Obdicut

I grind my own meat. Beef, well-stripped of fat, is still pretty calorific but it’s so flavorful that that’s really okay.

I do highly suggest grinding your own meat, since it cuts the risk of bacterial contamination down by a factor of about a hundred.

And it tastes better. Use a strip of bacon per pound of well-cleaned beef to restore the fat, and you’ll have a damn delicious burger.

I want to eat at your house.

Today.

Now.

118 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:21:55am

re: #110 Obdicut

I grind my own meat. Beef, well-stripped of fat, is still pretty calorific but it’s so flavorful that that’s really okay.

I do highly suggest grinding your own meat, since it cuts the risk of bacterial contamination down by a factor of about a hundred.

And it tastes better. Use a strip of bacon per pound of well-cleaned beef to restore the fat, and you’ll have a damn delicious burger.

If you look at food borne illness breakouts, it usually with burger meat or beef sausage. The bacteria will grown on the outside of the muscle which can be killed with cooking. But when you mix it all up and don’t cook to well done, all bets are off. And Mad Cow, well, we’re just fucked. Can’t kill it.

119 Decatur Deb  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:21:55am

re: #114 researchok

…snip

You come across as 20 years younger

That’s what my wife said when I was 32.

120 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:22:53am

re: #119 Decatur Deb

That’s what my wife said when I was 32.

Naturally, you agreed with your wife.

Naturally.

121 Decatur Deb  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:23:38am

re: #120 researchok

Naturally, you agreed with your wife.

Naturally.

But I shot another spitball when she turned around.

122 Pavlovian Hive Mind  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:23:46am

re: #120 researchok

Naturally, you agreed with your wife.

Naturally.

He’s still here, ain’t he?
;)

123 FemNaziBitch  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:23:48am

I’m going to try to get a couple hours sleep before I have to go to work.

Have a great morning all!

124 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:24:01am

re: #118 Cannadian Club Akbar

And the ground meat in the store is coming from like twenty different cows, and the grinder has been exposed to meat from probably about a hundred cows that day.

When you grind at home, you can select a single large piece of beef to grind. So instead of running the risk of contamination from every single piece of beef that passed through that grinder, you’re just running the risk from one. So even if you decide to cook on the rarer side, you’re much safer.

125 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:24:18am

re: #122 Varek Raith

He’s still here, ain’t he?
;)

My point exactly!

126 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:24:39am

re: #123 ggt

I’m going to try to get a couple hours sleep before I have to go to work.

Have a great morning all!

Thanks for the help and advice!

127 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:25:32am

re: #124 Obdicut

And the ground meat in the store is coming from like twenty different cows, and the grinder has been exposed to meat from probably about a hundred cows that day.

When you grind at home, you can select a single large piece of beef to grind. So instead of running the risk of contamination from every single piece of beef that passed through that grinder, you’re just running the risk from one. So even if you decide to cook on the rarer side, you’re much safer.

That’s the big thing.

No ground beef made from 100 carcasses.

128 Decatur Deb  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:27:05am

Real dialogue:

Me: “I love it when I find I have forgotten half a candy bar in my fridge at work”

Wife and daughter (in chorus): “What the hell is half a candy bar?’

129 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:27:17am

re: #124 Obdicut

Yes. I failed to mention that I meant meat from processing plants. But they do take samples every 30 or 45 minutes. But yea, do it at home.

130 researchok  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:27:48am

Alright, time for my AM exercise/walk effort (headed to Obdi’s for a burger or three).

Later, all.

Thanks for all the input.

I’m inspired

131 sattv4u2  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:28:39am

re: #129 Cannadian Club Akbar

Yes. I failed to mention that I meant meat from processing plants. But they do take samples every 30 or 45 minutes. But yea, do it at home.

Grind your meat at home

Got it!

132 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:28:43am

re: #127 researchok

That’s the big thing.

No ground beef made from 100 carcasses.

there are certain parts of the cow they don’t use anymore, IIRC. Spinal meat, brain, etc.

133 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:29:17am

re: #127 researchok

Plus, it’s fun; you can grind the spices right into it, you can control the texture with a spattering of breadcrumbs, you can play with flavor by using different kinds of fat— the use of bacon fat rather than keeping the original beef fat totally changes the taste, in a wonderful way. It becomes almost veal-like. I also like using turkey fat as a replacement, or duck fat. They both give a very rich, smoky, dark feel to the burger.

I still have not yet perfected making pork sausage, though. Getting the consistency right is very hard— mine tend to separate, fall apart, or be overly solid.

134 Pavlovian Hive Mind  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:29:56am

Sausage fest.
:P

135 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:30:41am

re: #133 Obdicut

Plus, it’s fun; you can grind the spices right into it, you can control the texture with a spattering of breadcrumbs, you can play with flavor by using different kinds of fat— the use of bacon fat rather than keeping the original beef fat totally changes the taste, in a wonderful way. It becomes almost veal-like. I also like using turkey fat as a replacement, or duck fat. They both give a very rich, smoky, dark feel to the burger.

I still have not yet perfected making pork sausage, though. Getting the consistency right is very hard— mine tend to separate, fall apart, or be overly solid.

Use ice cold water as a binder if you don’t already. That’s how I learned to make it.

136 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:30:50am

re: #129 Cannadian Club Akbar

Yeah, they do what they can, and I totally respect my local butcher, but you can’t really fight the numbers. Just like you’re a lot more likely to get a staph infection from going to the hospital rather than to a small doctor’s clinic in order to get a minor wound taken care of.

137 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:31:37am

re: #135 Cannadian Club Akbar

Thanks, i hadn’t heard that. Do you have a basic recipe you could give me? I don’t even really know what a good base to start from is; stuff I’ve found on the internet is all over the place.

138 Kragar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:32:03am

re: #124 Obdicut

And the ground meat in the store is coming from like twenty different cows, and the grinder has been exposed to meat from probably about a hundred cows that day.

When you grind at home, you can select a single large piece of beef to grind. So instead of running the risk of contamination from every single piece of beef that passed through that grinder, you’re just running the risk from one. So even if you decide to cook on the rarer side, you’re much safer.

Modern meat packing has taught me the joys of mechanically separated poultry, meat slurry, and blood meal.

139 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:34:03am

re: #137 Obdicut

Thanks, i hadn’t heard that. Do you have a basic recipe you could give me? I don’t even really know what a good base to start from is; stuff I’ve found on the internet is all over the place.

Uh, add onion, celery, garlic, cayenne pepper for hotter sausage, sugar, etc. Double grind it (large grind, then smaller) And make sure to use Fennel seed.

140 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:35:22am

re: #139 Cannadian Club Akbar

simplyrecipes.com

I like this because it tells one important fact: Put your grinding tools in the freezer. Makes life easier.

141 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:36:53am

re: #140 Cannadian Club Akbar

Thanks man, that’s exactly what I needed. Bookmarked.

142 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:37:30am

You can also make homemade corned beef hash. Just cook a corned beef, let cool, grind away. Add taters, onion, celery, spices….

143 Decatur Deb  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:38:56am

re: #142 Cannadian Club Akbar

You can also make homemade corned beef hash. Just cook a corned beef, let cool, grind away. Add taters, onion, celery, spices…

Wife does that with leftovers. Hash is a fav, home-made or canned.

144 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:40:47am

Alright. Time for me to get into the writing zone. I’ve set myself a goal of finishing my book by Halloween.

145 Pavlovian Hive Mind  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:41:08am

Now I’m hungry.
CCA, make me some food!
/

146 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:43:50am

re: #145 Varek Raith

Now I’m hungry.
CCA, make me some food!
/

English muffin, topped with crab cakes, poached eggs, Bearnaise sauce, served with pearled new potatoes? Or just run of the mill stuffed French Toast with berries?

147 Pavlovian Hive Mind  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:46:48am

re: #146 Cannadian Club Akbar

English muffin, topped with crab cakes, poached eggs, Bearnaise sauce, served with pearled new potatoes? Or just run of the mill stuffed French Toast with berries?

Run of the mill?
That’s fancy compared to the stuff I make!
:)

148 RogueOne  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:47:08am

Morning Cupcakes! You’ll have to speak up a little this morning, my ears are still ringing from the show yesterday:

Youtube Video

149 sattv4u2  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:47:56am

re: #147 Varek Raith

Run of the mill?
That’s fancy compared to the stuff I make!
:)

Toaster strudels rule!!

150 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:51:26am

re: #147 Varek Raith

Run of the mill?
That’s fancy compared to the stuff I make!
:)

Actually, you grind cereal (corn flakes) and use texas toast bread. Bread in the eggies, then press into the cereal. Weigh it down in the pan with another pan. Cream Cheese and berries between the slices, cut and arrange it fancy like. Top with whipped cream and more berries. That will be $10, please.:)

151 Decatur Deb  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 4:54:27am

Dog stuff. BBIAB

152 sattv4u2  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:00:27am

So, yesterday, sitting at home, about 1:30 in the afternoon, my son informs me that he’s going to the Homecoming Dance at his school. Well, we already knew he was going and figured he’d wear the dress clothes he has,, NOPE,,he asks if he can rent a tux. Mind you, the time,, AND ,, he wants to leave the house by 5:15 to go meet the group he’s going with
SO,, after three calls to rental places, none of which had one available on 4 hours notice, we went to an outlet store. 3 hours later he was fitted, picked one out, had the pants hemmed, NOW he tells us he needs flowers for his “date”. Wifey scrambles to three florists (all closed) then to the supermarket where she buys flowers, comes home and makes a wrist corsage!
Showered, dressed and out the door by 5:20 to the Monroe Courthouse for pictures! (to follow)

Ahhh ,,, teenage boys!!

153 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:02:58am

re: #152 sattv4u2

Did he ask for beer dinner money?

154 sattv4u2  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:03:57am

re: #153 Cannadian Club Akbar

Did he ask for beer dinner money?

No need

We did a couple of hits of acid after he showered

155 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:04:41am

re: #154 sattv4u2

No need

We did a couple of hits of acid after he showered

And a RoofieCosmo for his date?
///

156 sattv4u2  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:06:45am

re: #155 Cannadian Club Akbar

And a RoofieCosmo for his date?
///

“Just sniff these nice flowers I got for you!”

157 RogueOne  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:06:53am

late to the diet/exercise thread but I didn’t notice anyone mention weight training or calorie confusion (ex: 1400 one day, 1200 the next, etc.). Both will help with breaking a plateau.

158 sattv4u2  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:07:30am

Don’t know how it all ended up. I had to leave for work before he got home last night/ this morning

159 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:08:36am

re: #157 RogueOne

late to the diet/exercise thread but I didn’t notice anyone mention weight training or calorie confusion (ex: 1400 one day, 1200 the next, etc.). Both will help with breaking a plateau.

I eat 2500 calories a day and only exercise (run) when being chased.

160 RogueOne  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:17:06am

re: #159 Cannadian Club Akbar

I eat 2500 calories a day and only exercise (run) when being chased.

I’m over 3000 a day (thanks to massive amounts of soda again) and that’s down from years past. A couple years ago I noticed my body fat percentage was a lot higher than it used to be and assumed it was due to my metabolism slowing down with age. Once I got back into weight training and got my muscle mass back into line my metabolism picked back up. I look/feel great and I’m back to eating/drinking what I want. Win/win.

161 RogueOne  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:19:33am

re: #160 RogueOne

The only drawback has been with my spouse. She’s bored with the constant posing and she’s asked that I stop sending nude pics of myself to her while she’s at work.

162 sattv4u2  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:24:49am

re: #161 RogueOne

The only drawback has been with my spouse. She’s bored with the constant posing and she’s asked that I stop sending nude pics of myself to her while she’s at work.

Can;t get any work done at the office with all the co-workers laughing, huh!?!?

163 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:24:58am

re: #160 RogueOne

A good way to gain muscle is to limit your protein consumption per serving. IIRC, your body can only absorb so much at a time. 10-20 grams per serving, or something like that. Plus, working out really helps you sleep through the night, generally uninterrupted.

164 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:26:07am

re: #162 sattv4u2

Can;t get any work done at the office with all the co-workers laughing, huh!?!?

I’m sure as hell not looking forward to his Christmas cards!!

165 sattv4u2  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:26:46am

re: #164 Cannadian Club Akbar

I’m sure as hell not looking forward to his Christmas cards!!

I’ve never seen a mistletoe hung from THAT before!!

166 RogueOne  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:35:04am

re: #163 Cannadian Club Akbar

A good way to gain muscle is to limit your protein consumption per serving. IIRC, your body can only absorb so much at a time. 10-20 grams per serving, or something like that. Plus, working out really helps you sleep through the night, generally uninterrupted.

I think that might be a myth. In order to rebuild muscle mass you need a lot of protein. It was easier for me to use a supplement than it was to eat that much meat/tuna. You need a minimum of 1 gram per lb of body weight and most people suggest 1 1/2 to 2 grams per. I was using 50 per/3x a day in addition to my normal meals.

167 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:35:35am

4:15 games on CBS today: Cincy/Denver, Houston/Miami, NE/SD. If my local CBS shows the Miami game, I’m gonna be pissed.

168 RogueOne  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:36:19am

re: #164 Cannadian Club Akbar

I’m sure as hell not looking forward to his Christmas cards!!

I’ve never been shy. You should have seen the valentines greeting I sent out to all my friends this year. Me in a heart shaped hot tub rubbing my nipples. They all seemed to enjoy it.

169 sattv4u2  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:37:19am

re: #167 Cannadian Club Akbar

4:15 games on CBS today: Cincy/Denver, Houston/Miami, NE/SD. If my local CBS shows the Miami game, I’m gonna be pissed.

I’ll see what I can do!!

170 sattv4u2  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:38:10am

re: #168 RogueOne

I’ve never been shy. You should have seen the valentines greeting I sent out to all my friends this year. Me in a heart shaped hot tub rubbing my nipples. They all seemed to enjoy it.

Of course they did

Who doesn’t need a free dart board!

171 RogueOne  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:40:46am

re: #170 sattv4u2

Of course they did

Who doesn’t need a free dart board!

you don’t have to hint around, of course I’d be happy to send you a copy!

172 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:42:05am

re: #166 RogueOne

I think that might be a myth. In order to rebuild muscle mass you need a lot of protein. It was easier for me to use a supplement than it was to eat that much meat/tuna. You need a minimum of 1 gram per lb of body weight and most people suggest 1 1/2 to 2 grams per. I was using 50 per/3x a day in addition to my normal meals.

I know you need a lot of protein. I was thinking of 120 g/day over 5-6 servings. Maybe I’m thinking of body builders getting ready for competition. (my old roommate was a body builder)

173 sattv4u2  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:44:58am

re: #171 RogueOne

you don’t have to hint around, of course I’d be happy to send you a copy!

Please do

And included, please make sure there are knitting needles to stick into my eyeballs

174 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:44:58am

re: #172 Cannadian Club Akbar

I know you need a lot of protein. I was thinking of 120 g/day over 5-6 servings. Maybe I’m thinking of body builders getting ready for competition. (my old roommate was a body builder)

Quite interesting. It drives home the point that eating smaller portioned meals of less than 15-10 grams of protein is optimal. It also tells us that ingesting 40 grams of protein whey for post-workout drink is not only a waste of money as it gets excreted or is converted into carbs and then stored as body fat, among other things.
bale.wordpress.com

Not sure of the source, but this is what I remember.

175 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:45:25am

brb

176 RogueOne  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:47:21am

re: #172 Cannadian Club Akbar

At 18 I was 6’4” and 155lbs. When I went to basic training they would take the fat kids food and give it to me. After 8 weeks of that I gained exactly 1 lb. 2 straight years of constant exercise got me another 10 lbs. Once I started taking the protein supplement I gained almost 30 lbs in a little more than 2 years. My belief is the additional protein was the biggest factor. That and I changed from strength training to a combo of strength/body building. Most people don’t know/understand that those are 2 different types of muscle mass, at least I didn’t.

177 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:52:10am

re: #176 RogueOne

I used to take a “dynamic weight gain” product. Mixed with some milk, ice cream and some fruit, it came out to a 900 calorie shake.

178 RogueOne  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:54:20am

re: #177 Cannadian Club Akbar

I used to take a “dynamic weight gain” product. Mixed with some milk, ice cream and some fruit, it came out to a 900 calorie shake.

jeebus! That’s a ton of calories at one sitting. Why so much?

179 sattv4u2  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:54:34am

re: #177 Cannadian Club Akbar

I used to take a “dynamic weight gain” product. Mixed with some milk, ice cream and some fruit, it came out to a 900 calorie shake.

I did the same thing,
cept I replaced the “dynamic weight gain” product with a “rum” product

180 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:56:01am

re: #178 RogueOne

jeebus! That’s a ton of calories at one sitting. Why so much?

At the time I was hitting the gym 4 days a week and only weighed about 130. I was only 18. But I also ate 5 times a day on top of it.

181 BongCrodny  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 5:58:21am

re: #176 RogueOne

At 18 I was 6’4” and 155lbs. When I went to basic training they would take the fat kids food and give it to me. After 8 weeks of that I gained exactly 1 lb. 2 straight years of constant exercise got me another 10 lbs. Once I started taking the protein supplement I gained almost 30 lbs in a little more than 2 years. My belief is the additional protein was the biggest factor. That and I changed from strength training to a combo of strength/body building. Most people don’t know/understand that those are 2 different types of muscle mass, at least I didn’t.

My roomie drinks Muscle Milk.

Whenever I go to the store and he asks me to get him a bottle, I always ask “regular or extra lead?”

He never takes the hint.

182 RogueOne  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 6:04:10am

re: #181 BongCrodny

Muscle milk? I used regular whey protein. It’s a LOT cheaper than it was 15-20 years ago. It’s only like $5/lb.

183 RogueOne  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 6:08:31am

If you want to be thin, smoke weed 3x a week. It’s science!

Marijuana smokers are thinner, less likely to be obese than non-smokers, according to new study
articles.nydailynews.com

184 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 6:12:06am

re: #183 RogueOne

If you want to be thin, smoke weed 3x a week. It’s science!

Marijuana smokers are thinner, less likely to be obese than non-smokers, according to new study
[Link: articles.nydailynews.com…]

I was actually taught that in high skool Health Class. WTF took these people so long? (I also asked the teacher how this could be true considering getting the munchies. That didn’t go over well)

185 RogueOne  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 6:15:49am

re: #184 Cannadian Club Akbar

I was actually taught that in high skool Health Class. WTF took these people so long? (I also asked the teacher how this could be true considering getting the munchies. That didn’t go over well)

I wondered about that, you wouldn’t think twinkies are diet food. I doubt it’s the THC that’s keeping them thin, I wonder what the common trait is besides the marijuana that might be a factor.

186 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 6:20:55am

re: #185 RogueOne

I wondered about that, you wouldn’t think twinkies are diet food. I doubt it’s the THC that’s keeping them thin, I wonder what the common trait is besides the marijuana that might be a factor.

Check this.
drsamgirgis.com

187 RogueOne  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 6:21:31am

Gov’t Stats Reveal Demographics of Adult Marijuana Users
opposingviews.com

typically younger than 50 and white. I wonder if they tend to smoke cigarettes too.

188 RogueOne  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 6:22:34am

re: #186 Cannadian Club Akbar

maybe it is the THC. Doesn’t nicotine do the same thing?

189 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 6:25:01am

re: #188 RogueOne

maybe it is the THC. Doesn’t nicotine do the same thing?

Nicotine is a stimulant. But when people quit smoking, it’s not just because of losing the stimulant, it’s also because you’re not killing taste buds, therefore stuff taste better. I know when I didn’t have money for cigarettes I ate loads of food, about 3x the normal amount.

190 RogueOne  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 6:32:03am

re: #189 Cannadian Club Akbar

I vaguely remember reading something years ago that suggested that it was more than the stimulant effect, that it somehow kept your body from being able to store as much fat. Maybe it’s this:

stbweb02.stb.sun.ac.za

191 RogueOne  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 6:35:47am

I assumed once lieberman retired the seat would go/stay dem but maybe not:

Lieberman may support Republican in race for his Senate seat next year
thehill.com

Retiring Sen. Joe Lieberman (Conn.), the Democrat-turned-independent, who has had a rocky relationship with his former party over the years, says he may back the Republican nominee in the race for his seat.

Lieberman told The Hill he may endorse former Rep. Chris Shays (R-Conn.), a longtime friend. But he is not expected to make a decision before next year.

Lieberman and Shays have known each other for more than 35 years. They met as members of the Connecticut state legislature and Lieberman’s mother was a loyal political supporter of Shays.

Shays could make a good candidate.

192 RogueOne  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 6:38:08am

This will be an interesting race to watch too:

Elizabeth Warren draws similar fire from Sen. Brown, Dem primary opponents
thehill.com

193 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 6:39:50am

re: #190 RogueOne

I vaguely remember reading something years ago that suggested that it was more than the stimulant effect, that it somehow kept your body from being able to store as much fat. Maybe it’s this:

[Link: stbweb02.stb.sun.ac.za…]

Check this.
ajcn.org

194 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 6:41:57am

Article on taste buds and smoking.
webmd.com

195 sattv4u2  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 6:42:50am

re: #194 Cannadian Club Akbar

Article on taste buds and smoking.
[Link: www.webmd.com…]

How do you smoke a taste bud?

196 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 6:44:37am

re: #195 sattv4u2

How do you smoke a taste bud?

No, no, you smoke tasty bud.

197 RogueOne  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 6:44:58am

re: #195 sattv4u2

How do you smoke a taste bud?

suck a cherry through your recently cleaned pipe.

198 sattv4u2  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 6:45:36am

re: #197 RogueOne

suck a cherry through your recently cleaned pipe.

{{getyermindouttatheguttersatty}}

199 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 7:03:18am

Alrighty. Gonna get a nap before drinking beer and watching football. BBL.

200 RogueOne  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 7:11:16am

and I have some work I need to accomplish. Enjoy the day folks.

201 BongCrodny  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 7:29:15am

re: #183 RogueOne

If you want to be thin, smoke weed 3x a week. It’s science!

Marijuana smokers are thinner, less likely to be obese than non-smokers, according to new study
[Link: articles.nydailynews.com…]

I’d weigh in on this topic, but I broke the scale.

202 Carlos Diggler  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 8:01:20am

I know all of you are going to be really upset by this so I hate to break it to you:

Pat Boone: Birther

On Bachmann: “I think she would make a good president…I don’t know yet whether or not she’s electable in today’s climate, but we would be in good hands….I don’t know whether the country’s ready to elect a woman.”

On gay marriage: “I have many friends, and always have had, who are homosexual..and Rock Hudson was one. So I’m not a homophobe..but I’ve seen some of the consequences of the lifestyle…everyone who opposes marriage between a man and a woman was born of a man and woman.”

On whether he thinks Obama was born in the U.S: “I don’t. I was in Kenya about a year and a half ago and everybody said, “you know he was born here.”…Why else would he be hiding all his records? He is spending millions of dollars so we do not have his records..And experts have already looked at and been able to verify that this long form document is a fraud.
“But the media ignores it….a total fraud. A photo-shopped fraud.”

On Obama’s religion: “Growing up in Indonesia, he used to read the Koran in Arabic..so that was instilled in him as a young boy…he hasn’t celebrated any Christian holidays in the White House, but he does Ramadan.” That may be a surprise to those who have attended, say the White House Easter Prayer Breakfast. Apparently, Pat’s invite is..cough..cough…in the mail.

203 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 8:01:35am

re: #21 rwdflynavy

Of course SS is small potatoes. Medicare and Medicaid are the real cost drivers in the future. That is where our efforts should be focused.

Also,

Good Morning Honcos!

Quite Concur.

204 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 8:06:23am

re: #202 BigPapa

I know all of you are going to be really upset by this so I hate to break it to you:

Pat Boone: Birther

On Bachmann: “I think she would make a good president…I don’t know yet whether or not she’s electable in today’s climate, but we would be in good hands….I don’t know whether the country’s ready to elect a woman.”

On gay marriage: “I have many friends, and always have had, who are homosexual..and Rock Hudson was one. So I’m not a homophobe..but I’ve seen some of the consequences of the lifestyle…everyone who opposes marriage between a man and a woman was born of a man and woman.”

On whether he thinks Obama was born in the U.S: “I don’t. I was in Kenya about a year and a half ago and everybody said, “you know he was born here.”…Why else would he be hiding all his records? He is spending millions of dollars so we do not have his records..And experts have already looked at and been able to verify that this long form document is a fraud.
“But the media ignores it….a total fraud. A photo-shopped fraud.”

On Obama’s religion: “Growing up in Indonesia, he used to read the Koran in Arabic..so that was instilled in him as a young boy…he hasn’t celebrated any Christian holidays in the White House, but he does Ramadan.” That may be a surprise to those who have attended, say the White House Easter Prayer Breakfast. Apparently, Pat’s invite is..cough..cough…in the mail.

To quote Laura Ingram: Shut up and sing, Pat!

Honestly, I don’t know why anyone would think that a singer is a good person to get political advice from. Most of them are left-wing political morons (U2 and Green Day are partial exceptions) and Pat Boone only differs in that he is a right-wing political moron.

205 Decatur Deb  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 8:09:16am

Talking about food, here is an extract from yesterday’s local paper. This is why the BS about the role of charities in fighting an economic crisis doesn’t work. A friend who volunteers at the United Way information center says it is true of our local efforts in general.

…snip..
For the fifth straight year, the (newspaper) and …snip.. Area United Way Food Bank teamed up this summer to raise money for the hungry.

Subscribe to a Solution, a program in which envelopes were inserted into issues of the (paper) for the purpose of soliciting donations to the food bank, raised $7,260 this year. Unfortunately, that number is far lower than in previous years. The fundraiser reached its peak in its second year with $20,000, and last year’s total was $9,000.

“Our donations have slacked off in what I believe to be a direct relationship with the state of the economy,” said Julie Gonzalez, special projects coordinator for the food bank. “This year has been the toughest year we have experienced in fundraising during my five years with the food bank.”

The money is used to supply food to the food bank’s member agencies, which include churches and soup kitchens, among others.

According to Gonzalez, each dollar the food bank receives provides six meals to feed the needy.

“We hope Subscribe to a Solution will gain momentum again as the economy improves, but for now we are very grateful for the funds we have received,” she said.

206 sattv4u2  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 8:09:48am

re: #202 BigPapa

I know all of you are going to be really upset by this so I hate to break it to you:

Pat Boone: Birther

The only reason I was upset is because when I was about 7-8 y/o, mom made me where white shoes because she liked Pat Boone and he always wore them

In the 50 years since, I got over it!

207 Decatur Deb  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 8:14:21am

re: #206 sattv4u2

I know all of you are going to be really upset by this so I hate to break it to you:

Pat Boone: Birther

The only reason I was upset is because when I was about 7-8 y/o, mom made me where white shoes because she liked Pat Boone and he always wore them

In the 50 years since, I got over it!

I just hate that Little Richard ripped off his song.

Youtube Video

208 sattv4u2  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 8:17:55am

re: #207 Decatur Deb

umm,,,, ”’errrr,,, the still photo 1:42 in

Pat Boone ,,, the XXX film star years ?!?!?!

209 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 8:20:21am

re: #205 Decatur Deb

Talking about food, here is an extract from yesterday’s local paper. This is why the BS about the role of charities in fighting an economic crisis doesn’t work. A friend who volunteers at the United Way information center says it is true of our local efforts in general.

…snip..
For the fifth straight year, the (newspaper) and …snip.. Area United Way Food Bank teamed up this summer to raise money for the hungry.

Subscribe to a Solution, a program in which envelopes were inserted into issues of the (paper) for the purpose of soliciting donations to the food bank, raised $7,260 this year. Unfortunately, that number is far lower than in previous years. The fundraiser reached its peak in its second year with $20,000, and last year’s total was $9,000.

“Our donations have slacked off in what I believe to be a direct relationship with the state of the economy,” said Julie Gonzalez, special projects coordinator for the food bank. “This year has been the toughest year we have experienced in fundraising during my five years with the food bank.”

The money is used to supply food to the food bank’s member agencies, which include churches and soup kitchens, among others.

According to Gonzalez, each dollar the food bank receives provides six meals to feed the needy.

“We hope Subscribe to a Solution will gain momentum again as the economy improves, but for now we are very grateful for the funds we have received,” she said.

It’s a major problem, no doubt. When things get better, I think charities need to have ways to sock money away against bad years instead of expanding their programs as much as they otherwise would have. That might need a change in the law, though, but I feel promotion of such savings would be a good idea.

210 Sol Berdinowitz  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 8:21:59am

re: #209 Dark_Falcon

It’s a major problem, no doubt. When things get better, I think charities need to have ways to sock money away against bad years instead of expanding their programs as much as they otherwise would have. That might need a change in the law, though, but I feel promotion of such savings would be a good idea.

As long as charities are spending their money on their stated purpose and not embezzling it, then I don’t thereis much the government can or would have to say about how much they spend…

211 Decatur Deb  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 8:35:40am

re: #209 Dark_Falcon

It’s a major problem, no doubt. When things get better, I think charities need to have ways to sock money away against bad years instead of expanding their programs as much as they otherwise would have. That might need a change in the law, though, but I feel promotion of such savings would be a good idea.

Yeah—they could invest it in AIG.

212 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 8:44:05am

Gotta run. BBL

213 albusteve  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 8:55:22am

re: #207 Decatur Deb

I just hate that Little Richard ripped off his song.

[Video]

he wrote it, not Boone

214 Decatur Deb  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 8:59:26am

re: #213 albusteve

he wrote it, not Boone

Does that need snark hashes?

215 albusteve  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:02:40am

re: #214 Decatur Deb

Does that need snark hashes?

I am the Oracle of Truth

216 Decatur Deb  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:04:03am

re: #215 albusteve

I am the Oracle of Truth

I saw “Rock Around the Clock” as a first-round showing.

217 albusteve  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:06:20am

re: #216 Decatur Deb

I saw “Rock Around the Clock” as a first-round showing.

you win a case of Geritol

218 Decatur Deb  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:10:54am

re: #217 albusteve

you win a case of Geritol

It goes well with a nice liver and fava beans.

219 Carlos Diggler  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:13:10am

Geriattrition: consistently responding to somebody who is much younger and stupider than you with the end result of them giving up and going away.

Yes, I just made that up. Coffee is really good this AM.

220 Killgore Trout  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:15:06am

Paul Ryan, Herman Cain Push For Tax Increases On Middle Class

Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) said on Sunday that House Republicans would oppose President Barack Obama’s payroll tax cuts for both employers and employees, arguing that the policy had already failed to provide a sufficient boost to the economy. “It hasn’t worked,” Ryan said, suggesting the current temporary tax cut should be allowed to expire, which will amount to a 50 percent tax hike on workers making less than $106,000 per year.

He also said he opposes the president’s proposal to require millionaires to pay the same tax rate as the middle class, known as the Buffett plan. “Class warfare might make for good politics, but it makes for rotten economics,” Ryan said.

Given their recent antics they just might get their wish. We’re so fucked.

221 Sol Berdinowitz  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:18:12am

The one lesson we come to learn is that it sucks to be middle class…

Be poor, benefit from social services, pay almost no taxes.

Be rich: benefit from deductions and deferrals, pay almost no taxes.

Be middle class: get squeezed both ways to pay for both

222 Carlos Diggler  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:18:18am

re: #220 Killgore Trout

They are mind numbingly stupid.

Let tax cuts expire on less than $106k earners, we’re for it.

Increase taxes on all, including millionaires: class warfare

Fucktarded. I hope they run with this, I cannot wait for the Tea Party to respond to this.

223 blueraven  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:18:34am

re: #220 Killgore Trout

Paul Ryan, Herman Cain Push For Tax Increases On Middle Class

Given their recent antics they just might get their wish. We’re so fucked.

Class Warfare!!!

224 Decatur Deb  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:18:51am

re: #219 BigPapa

Geriattrition: consistently responding to somebody who is much younger and stupider than you with the end result of them giving up and going away.

Yes, I just made that up. Coffee is really good this AM.

That would be a “sniglet”, a word that should exist, but doesn’t. They were a feature of Laugh-In or a similar show. Our family favorite is “barkuuming”, giving the dog time to scarf dropped food.

225 Atlas Fails  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:19:35am

re: #207 Decatur Deb

I just hate that Little Richard ripped off his song.

[Video]

That’s like saying Nirvana ripped off “Lake of Fire,” Jeff Buckley ripped off “Hallelujah,” or Led Zeppelin ripped off “When the Levee Breaks.”

226 Sol Berdinowitz  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:20:34am

re: #224 Decatur Deb

That would be a “sniglet”, a word that should exist, but doesn’t. They were a feature of Laugh-In or a similar show. Our family favorite is “barkuuming”, giving the dog time to scarf dropped food.

Stipulate: to incoherently mumble the words to an REM song.

227 Decatur Deb  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:22:49am

re: #225 Atlas Fails

That’s like saying Nirvana ripped off “Lake of Fire,” Jeff Buckley ripped off “Hallelujah,” or Led Zeppelin ripped off “When the Levee Breaks.”

Sorry—I thought everyone would know about Tutti Fruitti. (Jeff Buckley did cover Leonard Cohen, so I’m guessing the others are rips too?)

228 Carlos Diggler  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:23:04am

re: #224 Decatur Deb

That would be a “sniglet”, a word that should exist, but doesn’t. They were a feature of Laugh-In or a similar show. Our family favorite is “barkuuming”, giving the dog time to scarf dropped food.

Hah! Just the other day I was just explaining to a friend my habit of mashing words together, when I started and where I got the idea. It was a Showtime show in my late teens, forget the name but remember the actor’s face. This was before Foxworthy picked up the torch a la Redneck Style sniglets. It’s one of my insufferable things that my friends put up with and my wife will occasionally pity laugh for me.

Barkuming, brilliant.

229 blueraven  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:23:05am

re: #225 Atlas Fails

That’s like saying Nirvana ripped off “Lake of Fire,” Jeff Buckley ripped off “Hallelujah,” or Led Zeppelin ripped off “When the Levee Breaks.”

Ahem

Hallelujah is a Leonard Cohen original.

230 Lidane  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:23:43am

Michele Bachmann: the gift that keeps on giving. ROFL.

Bachmann: Obama Just ‘Sat On His Hands’ And Let Mubarak Fall

Michele Bachmann argued that President Obama should have tried to stop Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak from falling, saying that “we saw President [Hosni] Mubarak fall while President Obama sat on his hands.”

Bachmann was speaking to about 400 people at the California Republican convention Friday, and as the National Journal reports, blamed President Obama’s for “the hostilities of the Arab spring,” which saw the toppling of regimes in Egypt, Tunisia and Libya and pro-democracy protests across the region.

231 Lidane  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:24:56am

re: #225 Atlas Fails

That’s like saying Nirvana ripped off “Lake of Fire,” Jeff Buckley ripped off “Hallelujah,” or Led Zeppelin ripped off “When the Levee Breaks.”

“Lake of Fire” is a Meat Puppets song. Just FYI.

232 Decatur Deb  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:26:34am

re: #228 BigPapa

Hah! Just the other day I was just explaining to a friend my habit of mashing words together, when I started and where I got the idea. It was a Showtime show in my late teens, forget the name but remember the actor’s face. This was before Foxworthy picked up the torch a la Redneck Style sniglets. It’s one of my insufferable things that my friends put up with and my wife will occasionally pity laugh for me.

Barkuming, brilliant.

Ah! There’s wiki on it—I had the wrong show.

en.wikipedia.org

233 Political Atheist  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:28:14am

re: #220 Killgore Trout
We have had Homeland security, two wars and a recession. Of course taxes must go up.
In the sense of fairness, and to quiet the class warfare whiners, middle class taxes should go up a little, and more as we go up the economic ladder. I happen to favor a taller progressive tax scale. I see no reason a ten million dollar income needs to be at the same rate as a fifty million dollar income. For a person or a corporation.

But I do very strongly object to tax reform in the “end the Bush tax cuts” method. That is a partisan approach to an economic problem. It’s more about post Bush anger than economics. Fixing the problem beats fixing the blame. I find it highly unlikely that the best tax chart is exactly what we had before the Bush cuts. I for one am not afraid of the tax charts we had in Clinton’s term.

234 Decatur Deb  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:29:52am

There is potential for the development of political sniglets:

“Mexicution”: Gov Perry’s notion of clemency.

235 HappyWarrior  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:30:24am

re: #230 Lidane

Michele Bachmann: the gift that keeps on giving. ROFL.

Bachmann: Obama Just ‘Sat On His Hands’ And Let Mubarak Fall

It’s nice that Michele cares so much about a dictator.

236 HappyWarrior  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:32:26am

re: #220 Killgore Trout

Paul Ryan, Herman Cain Push For Tax Increases On Middle Class

Given their recent antics they just might get their wish. We’re so fucked.

As I’ve argued before, Republicans like Ryan and Cain aren’t really anti tax, they’re anti tax on the wealthy and corporations but the middle class and poor, tax away!

237 Lidane  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:34:30am

re: #236 HappyWarrior

As I’ve argued before, Republicans like Ryan and Cain aren’t really anti tax, they’re anti tax on the wealthy and corporations but the middle class and poor, tax away!

But when you point that out, you’re the one who’s all about “class warfare”.

238 Atlas Fails  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:35:35am

re: #229 blueraven

Ahem

Hallelujah is a Leonard Cohen original.

That was my point. Buckley’s version was not the original, but it is the most popular, and considered by many to be the definitive version. Same goes for Nirvana’s “Lake of Fire” and Led Zep’s “When the Levee Breaks.”

(btw, I like Cohen and think the original “Hallelujah” was great, maybe even better than Buckley’s. It’s hard to deny that Buckley’s is the most well-known, though.)

239 Decatur Deb  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:36:35am

re: #238 Atlas Fails

That was my point. Buckley’s version was not the original, but it is the most popular, and considered by many to be the definitive version. Same goes for Nirvana’s “Lake of Fire” and Led Zep’s “When the Levee Breaks.”

(btw, I like Cohen and think the original “Hallelujah” was great, maybe even better than Buckley’s. It’s hard to deny that Buckley’s is the most well-known, though.)

Thought that was where you were going, but don’t know Nirvana—my kid’s music.

240 HappyWarrior  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:37:01am

re: #237 Lidane

But when you point that out, you’re the one who’s all about “class warfare”.

I know. It’s class warfare to point that out but it’s dandy for Republican candidates to compare welfare recipients to animals.

241 Carlos Diggler  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:37:12am

re: #237 Lidane

But when you point that out, you’re the one who’s all about “class warfare”.

= people who cry racism are the real racists

We’re dealing with teenager logic here folks. Problem is many of our ‘leaders’ in government are guilty of it.

242 Decatur Deb  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:37:12am

Lunch—BBL

243 HappyWarrior  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:38:13am

re: #238 Atlas Fails

That was my point. Buckley’s version was not the original, but it is the most popular, and considered by many to be the definitive version. Same goes for Nirvana’s “Lake of Fire” and Led Zep’s “When the Levee Breaks.”

(btw, I like Cohen and think the original “Hallelujah” was great, maybe even better than Buckley’s. It’s hard to deny that Buckley’s is the most well-known, though.)

Speaking of Leonard Cohen and covers, I really like Rufus Wainwright’s cover of Chelsea Hotel #2. Damn that’s emotional. Not a Cohen song but another cover I really like is Harry Nilsson’s cover of Badfinger’s Without You.

244 Carlos Diggler  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:38:28am

Sarchasm: uncomfortably cynical jokes about failing bridges when crossing one.

245 Atlas Fails  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:39:59am

re: #239 Decatur Deb

Thought that was where you were going, but don’t know Nirvana—my kid’s music.

Nirvana was great. Please don’t judge them by the generation of emo high school Kurt Cobain wannabes who related to their music because mom and dad wouldn’t let them borrow the car.

246 Political Atheist  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:44:24am

re: #235 HappyWarrior

It’s nice that Michele cares so much about a dictator who approved & helped the Lockerbie bomber.

Just had to add that tidbit.

247 HappyWarrior  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:45:20am

re: #246 Rightwingconspirator

Just had to add that tidbit.

Mubarak did? I know Qaddafi did but didn’t know Mubarak was involved with Lockerbie.

248 Political Atheist  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:46:26am

re: #247 HappyWarrior

Mubarak did? I know Qaddafi did but didn’t know Mubarak was involved with Lockerbie.

Oh crap I mixed up two lowlife dictators. That’s embarrassing. I better get a coffee. My bad.

249 HappyWarrior  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:47:04am

re: #248 Rightwingconspirator

Oh crap I mixed up two lowlife dictators. I better get a coffee. My bad.

All good, she’s been pretty defensive of Mohmmar too though.

250 Killgore Trout  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:47:42am

We had a bit of rain (the first good rain in a month or two) and I heard my new crop of frogs croaking for the first time this morning.

251 Political Atheist  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:48:43am

re: #249 HappyWarrior

All good, she’s been pretty defensive of Mohmmar too though.

When Obama eats beef, she’s all about chicken. Or vice versa. She defines her positions by applying a 180degree filter to Obama policy. Unsuitable for leadership of anything larger than her family.

252 HappyWarrior  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:49:57am

re: #251 Rightwingconspirator

When Obama eats beef, she’s all about chicken. Or vice versa. She defines her positions by applying a 180degree filter to Obama policy. Unsuitable for leadership of anything larger than her family.

Yeah I wouldn’t want her chairing an important committee or subcommittee let alone anywhere near hte White House.

253 Carlos Diggler  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 9:53:18am

Bachmann 2012: WTF?

254 blueraven  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:00:07am

re: #253 BigPapa

Bachmann 2012: WTF?

Bachmann 2012: WHY NOT? It’s the end anyway.

Rapture!

255 b_sharp  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:01:46am

I hate to interrupt the heavy political talk here, but I’ve been slapped by a quandary. My wife just bought me some 18 year old Glenfiddich and I don’t know whether to drink it or just admire it?

Thoughts?

256 blueraven  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:05:20am

re: #255 b_sharp

I hate to interrupt the heavy political talk here, but I’ve been slapped by a quandary. My wife just bought me some 18 year old Glenfiddich and I don’t know whether to drink it or just admire it?

Thoughts?

Admire your wife, drink the scotch.

257 Political Atheist  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:07:17am

re: #255 b_sharp

I hate to interrupt the heavy political talk here, but I’ve been slapped by a quandary. My wife just bought me some 18 year old Glenfiddich and I don’t know whether to drink it or just admire it?

Thoughts?

You must have been a good boy lately.
Best admired in a glass. LOL.

With fine spirits, I lose my ability to appreciate the finer points after one or two. So then I put that back on the shelf for next time. You can have your drink and admire it too. Of course with fine wine we don’t really have that option past a day or two.

258 bratwurst  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:12:33am

re: #254 blueraven

Rapture!

Youtube Video

259 reine.de.tout  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:14:21am

re: #250 Killgore Trout

We had a bit of rain (the first good rain in a month or two) and I heard my new crop of frogs croaking for the first time this morning.

YAY for the froggies!

260 Killgore Trout  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:19:00am

re: #259 reine.de.tout

YAY for the froggies!

I’ve had two reported frog sightings from neighbors. Since I killed off the hippie’s rat infestation the frog population seems to be doing much better.

261 Lidane  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:23:57am

re: #256 blueraven

Admire your wife, drink the scotch.

Better yet, admire the wife while sharing a glass of the scotch. ;)

262 Sol Berdinowitz  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:24:37am

re: #244 BigPapa

Sarchasm: uncomfortably cynical jokes about failing bridges when crossing one.

Reintarnation: belief that you will come back as a hillbilly

263 A Man for all Seasons  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:27:33am

Good Afternoon Lizards.. Oklahoma game and party was great last night.We beat Florida State..They sure know how to throw a BBQ here.

264 Carlos Diggler  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:36:35am

re: #255 b_sharp

I hate to interrupt the heavy political talk here, but I’ve been slapped by a quandary. My wife just bought me some 18 year old Glenfiddich and I don’t know whether to drink it or just admire it?

Thoughts?

That stuff is crap. You should probably give it to me, but hug wifey because its the thought that counts.

265 Sol Berdinowitz  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:38:07am

re: #252 HappyWarrior
There were a number of Right-wing head explosions over the Arab Spring.
Tunisia was pretty clear-cut, but as soon as it came down to a choice between Mubarak and ind the Muslim Brotherhood, things got a little more nuanced, and nuance is not the strong suit of people who are so highly principled that they would rather let patients die and young people get cancer.

266 Carlos Diggler  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:42:32am

re: #265 ralphieboy

Nuance is for pussies.

Generic Team America candidate when asked a nuanced question.

267 Sol Berdinowitz  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:44:46am

re: #266 BigPapa

Nuance is for pussies.

Generic Team America candidate when asked a nuanced question.

Certainly nothing for the age of sound bytes and bullet points.

268 blueraven  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 10:47:11am

So..did anybody pay for that travesty of a boxing match between Mayweather and Ortiz?

I just watched some of the video.

What a joke boxing has become.

269 bratwurst  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 11:00:37am

re: #268 blueraven

So..did anybody pay for that travesty of a boxing match between Mayweather and Ortiz?

I just watched some of the video.

What a joke boxing has become.

Speed Greed kills.

270 Carlos Diggler  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 11:12:49am
271 laZardo  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 11:18:10am

Moarning folks.

272 laZardo  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 11:18:46am

re: #269 bratwurst

Speed Greed kills.

Coming down a mountain.

Youtube Video

273 Pavlovian Hive Mind  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 11:29:33am
274 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 11:40:03am

re: #273 Varek Raith

Thangs is big.

275 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 11:41:59am

re: #268 blueraven

So..did anybody pay for that travesty of a boxing match between Mayweather and Ortiz.

I totally forgot about it. It sounds like I’m glad.

276 Renaissance_Man  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 11:53:12am
Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) said on Sunday that House Republicans would oppose President Barack Obama’s payroll tax cuts for both employers and employees, arguing that the policy had already failed to provide a sufficient boost to the economy. “It hasn’t worked,” Ryan said, suggesting the current temporary tax cut should be allowed to expire, which will amount to a 50 percent tax hike on workers making less than $106,000 per year.

He also said he opposes the president’s proposal to require millionaires to pay the same tax rate as the middle class, known as the Buffett plan. “Class warfare might make for good politics, but it makes for rotten economics,” Ryan said.

Tax cuts for the wealthy haven’t produced jobs in ten years, but they’ll work just fine, if we just believe hard enough.

Trickle down economics hasn’t worked in thirty years, but they really really will, this time, if we just become more pure.

And yet, despite this patrician hatred of the middle class and poor, Republican voters still earnestly believe that their party represents the little guy, middle America. Facts be damned, evidence be damned. It’s about what they feel, and what their media demagogues tell them about those hateful libs.

You’re an embarrassment, Congressman. An embarrassment and a coward.

277 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 11:56:32am

My daughter’s “people-watching” at Roanoke’s Gay annual festival. Sent me a text a few minutes ago, said, “Wow! Is this sooo gay and awesome!”

She’s straight (I guess) but the whole spectacle is driving her insane with glee.

278 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 11:59:59am

Oh hai lizards.

I just put an apple “sour cream” cake in the oven.

279 Lidane  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 12:00:41pm

re: #276 Renaissance_Man

And yet, despite this patrician hatred of the middle class and poor, Republican voters still earnestly believe that their party represents the little guy, middle America. Facts be damned, evidence be damned. It’s about what they feel, and what their media demagogues tell them about those hateful libs.

YES. THIS. That’s the biggest problem. Otherwise intelligent people fell for the GOP propaganda, and they keep falling for it.

The Dems are hardly perfect. Every day I wish we had an electoral system that allowed for more political parties on all sides instead of the two major parties having a stranglehold on the rest of us. But seriously — if you earn under $250k, or are anything other than a rich, white, fundamentalist Christian male, you’re not doing yourself any favors voting Republican. In fact, you’re voting against your own interests every time.

280 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 12:01:07pm

re: #278 Alouette

I only think I’m fat. I’d be sooo fat if I lived with you.

281 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 12:02:37pm

re: #279 Lidane

I’m a white Christian male and want to be rich.

How should I vote?

282 122 Year Old Obama  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 12:04:13pm

re: #281 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

You also have to be hell bent on getting, keeping, and increasing that wealth, consequences be damned.

283 Lidane  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 12:05:55pm

re: #281 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Everyone wants to be rich. I can’t think of anyone who wakes up every morning wanting to be poor, or barely getting by. I’m there now, and it blows.

I would rather vote my actual economic and social interests than what I’d like to see in my bank account in some unidentifiable time in the future.

284 Targetpractice  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 12:10:06pm

re: #276 Renaissance_Man

Tax cuts for the wealthy haven’t produced jobs in ten years, but they’ll work just fine, if we just believe hard enough.

Trickle down economics hasn’t worked in thirty years, but they really really will, this time, if we just become more pure.

And yet, despite this patrician hatred of the middle class and poor, Republican voters still earnestly believe that their party represents the little guy, middle America. Facts be damned, evidence be damned. It’s about what they feel, and what their media demagogues tell them about those hateful libs.

You’re an embarrassment, Congressman. An embarrassment and a coward.

Their argument these days is “uncertainty,” as in “Unless our policies are carved into stone, the stone is locked in a hermetically sealed vault, and that vault buried in a geologically-dead section of the Earth’s crust, then the market will simply be too ‘uncertain’ and fail to take advantage of our policies, which we’re absolutely sure are the key to making America an economic powerhouse again.”

The last 30+ years of tax cuts? Well, they simply weren’t handled “right,” politicians not properly putting them in place, or cutting the budget to the right degree, or presenting the right sacrifices to the gods of the “free market.” And that 8-year period, when taxes increased and yet economic growth exploded and folks saw life in America improve? Total fluke, caused by a boom that didn’t have anything to do with those increases, and anyway we ended up in a recession anyway and that’s all that matters.

See, 8 years with tax increases that lead to a mild recession are less preferable to 8 years of tax cuts that lead to the worst recession since the Great Depression. So sayeth Grover Norquist.

285 A Man for all Seasons  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 12:10:08pm

re: #278 Alouette

Oh hai lizards.

I just put an apple “sour cream” cake in the oven.

That sounds so good..
I’m watching football..The maid is here cleaning…I keep getting updates from the Colts Party in Indy.. I miss those guys and gals from Indiana…

286 A Man for all Seasons  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 12:10:40pm

re: #281 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I’m a white Christian male and want to be rich.

How should I vote?

For me..
:)

287 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 12:10:58pm

re: #286 HoosierHoops

For me..
:)

Done.

288 Renaissance_Man  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 12:11:47pm

re: #281 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I’m a white Christian male and want to be rich.

How should I vote?

Yes, it’s a problem.

I really feel for actual American conservatives, as opposed to the radical lunatics who everyone thinks of as Conservative. Your political system is so misrepresentative that you have basically two choices: vote for the party that is corrupt to varying degrees, incompetent to varying degrees, and is also supported by people you emphatically disagree with, or vote for the party that actively wants to exploit you and destroy your chances for health and economic advancement in order to enrich a few very wealthy people.

Personally, I don’t think this is a hard choice. But then again, I haven’t been raised for thirty-plus years to hate Democrats. If I had, I don’t know how my knowledge would conflict with my gut feelings.

289 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 12:13:37pm

Since the Dallas Cowboys’ game is not being televised where we live, the wife and I have to go to a sports bar to watch them play.

Her idea.

I’m a lucky fucker.

290 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 12:18:04pm

re: #288 Renaissance_Man

Personally, I don’t think this is a hard choice. But then again, I haven’t been raised for thirty-plus years to hate Democrats. If I had, I don’t know how my knowledge would conflict with my gut feelings.

I’m tryin’ real hard to be the shepherd.
-Jules, Pulp Fiction

291 b_sharp  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 12:20:22pm

re: #281 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I’m a white Christian male and want to be rich.

How should I vote?

I’m a white atheist male and I want to be rich, but I don’t want to work for it because I find other things more enjoyable than idolizing money. If I asked everyone on the Internets for a dollar, would I get rich?

292 albusteve  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 12:35:52pm

re: #289 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Since the Dallas Cowboys’ game is not being televised where we live, the wife and I have to go to a sports bar to watch them play.

Her idea.

I’m a lucky fucker.

I get every game here in ABQ, including preseason…like heaven

293 A Man for all Seasons  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 12:42:29pm

re: #292 albusteve

I get every game here in ABQ, including preseason…like heaven

I’m watching the Raiders…
When we were kids and the Raiders played on Sunday..We’d all go out at half time and play football.. Somebody would be the snake or the Ghost and Fred.. Man those were fun days

294 Sol Berdinowitz  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 12:51:27pm

re: #281 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I’m a white Christian male and want to be rich.

How should I vote?

This is what the GOP thrives on: you feel compelled to believe that you can be rich, if only the government stopped taxing you and restricting your financial options with regulations. We are all Joe the Plumber.

295 b_sharp  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 12:53:33pm

re: #294 ralphieboy

This is what the GOP thrives on: you feel compelled to believe that you can be rich, if only the government stopped taxing you and restricting your financial options with regulations. We are all Joe the Plumber.

I hate plumbing. I don’t have the right tools.

296 albusteve  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 12:56:39pm

re: #294 ralphieboy

This is what the GOP thrives on: you feel compelled to believe that you can be rich, if only the government stopped taxing you and restricting your financial options with regulations. We are all Joe the Plumber.

is that a joke?

297 b_sharp  Sun, Sep 18, 2011 12:58:45pm

BBL


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