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Texas School Board Creationist Gets the Boot for Good

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Occasional Reader5/28/2009 3:42:57 pm PDT

re: #211 SanFranciscoZionist

I do keep wanting to pluck and shape Salma, yes.

Along the same lines; a former girlfriend pressured me into watching Captain Corelli’s Mandolin some years back. In the scene in which the delectable Penelope Cruz finally gets sorta nekkid, she raises her arms to embrace Nick Cage.. revealing hairy armpits.

Now… I suppose the director was striving for authenticity or something like that; but if we’re able to suspend our disbelief sufficiently to believe that she’s speaking Greek, can’t they also indulge us by pretending that Greek girls during WWII had access to Epiladies?