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Onion: Republicans Stalling Obama's Agenda by Speaking, Moving in Slow Motion

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Testy Toad T5/25/2012 1:11:03 pm PDT

Ruh-roh.

Who do you think would do more to advance the economic interests of middle class Americans, Obama or Romney?
Obama: 51
Romney: 42

Who do you think would do more to advance the economic interests of wealthy Americans, Obama or Romney?
Obama: 24
Romney: 65

Who do you think would do more to advance the economic interests of financial institutions, Obama or Romney?

Obama: 32
Romney: 56

But then my favorite part, the old how-well-can-you-lie-to-yourself:

Who do you think would do more to advance the economic interests of you and your family, Obama or Romney?
Obama: 46
Romney:: 43

The United States of Wobegon: where every family is above-average.