So I’m watching the nuclear plant crisis and the first thing that comes to mind is “STALKER: Shadow of Fukushima.”

Equipment must be liberally sprinkled with Hello Kitty and other stickers. Anime rules dictate that the LESS body armor one wears, the MORE armored they actually are.

Mutants include tentacle monsters (sea life washed in by the tsunami, mutated by theradiation). Possible superpowers include improved item and weapon storage in hammerspace.

/yeah, i’m not being very hopeful about the whole thing.