re: #221 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

I’ll balance it out by taking a dump on my asshole vegan neighbor’s lawn. Thats organic, right?

We have two Greenpeace pollsters in downtown Golden every weekend, stopping people on the street. “Sir, do you care about the planet…”

I said “Do you?” and he said “Of course…” and I jumped right back in “Well, then hold your breath forever and do the planet a favor” and I walked on.

He doesn’t bother me anymore.