WTFITS

Yes Mr. President, Republicans Have Offered ObamaCare Alternatives … -> http://t.co/tlOKLVR8X3 #MakeDCListen #Military #vets #lnyhbt #2a

— Mike Beacham (@Mike_Beacham) December 4, 2013

Srsly I have read this “alternative”

Here’s what it is:

CURL UP & DIE

If you’re pregnant CURL UP & DIE TWICE.