Even a half-wit game show host should know that calling Obama a Muslim today makes even less sense than usual. In his speech yesterday he just promised to get us back into Iraq (hopefully not with troops on the ground), fulfilling neocon wet dreams and insuring that lots of Muslims are about to get killed soon. In other words, he’s doing the exact opposite of what Woolery’s imaginary Muslim bogeyman president would do.

Then again, tea/douche bags have been rambling incoherently since 2007 that Obama is some sort of secret Muslim. Somehow he keeps it secret by using his given middle name Hussein.