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Norris at WND: Obama's Sekrit Vault

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Summer Seale1/12/2010 11:53:51 am PST

Hey America, it’s Chuck Norris here.

You may remember me from such movie hits as “Blood 2 - Taking Revenge”, “Kickboxing Insanity V - A New Beginning”, and “Vietnam Vets Go Wild VII”.

I’m here today in a new series to tell you about Barak Hussein Obama’s intentions with America and the world at large.

You see, the world is a really dangerous place - I should know, I’ve acted out killing most of it. And now, with Obama in office, it just got even more dangerous.

For the last year, Obama has been sending out black helicopters over every state and we’re not sure why. I speculate that it has something to do with all those death camps that you may have read Joseph Farrah writing about lately. I also saw it on the Glenn Beck show, and how right Beck is!

Did you know that Obama has a plane all to himself with super secret technology?

Did you know that Obama is followed around by men in black with earpieces?

Did you know that Obama drives around in a black limousine that is impossible to even tail?

Did you know that Obama’s middle name is Hussein?

These are things you should know, along with the stories about the death camps and other things you might have read about here on WND.

It’s good to ask questions. If you don’t ask questions, you can’t figure out how to defeat your enemy.

Now, I’m not saying that Obama necessarily is doing bad things, but all these things should be considered together.

One thing is for sure: he’s definitely not on the side of America.

This is Chuck Norris, signing off for now.

Remember: Keep your fists armed and ready.

God Bless America.