After thinking about it for a bit, another odd thing about the Harry Potter denouement, nobody shacked up with a muggle.

Really? After writing all that shit about defeating the Death Eaters and their nazi philosophy emphasizing pure blood nobody deigns to go out and fuck a muggle? Or even a squib.

I kind of think that the most human thing about love is that there’s no real accounting for taste. Opposites often do attract, which I’m assuming was the initial motivation for Ron and Hermione.

Whatever.