re: #236 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

NO!. Nor do I have a French Maid costume. :-) rotfl.

5yo, wearing tutu and carrying broom: Dad, I’m a bitch!!!

Me: Woah. What?!?!

5yo: I’m a bitch! I’m part ballerina and part witch! Ballerina plus witch equals bitch!

Me: Hmmmm. What if we called you a witcherina?

5yo: No, bitch makes more sense.

Me: *sigh* Yeah. Um, look…

— EBS (@estockbridge) October 16, 2021