“I had sexual intercourse with Dershowitz at least six times,’’ Roberts wrote in the 2015 court affidavit. “The first time was when I was about 16, early on in my servitude to Epstein.’’

Remember all the @nytimes op-eds about Alan getting snubbed at Martha’s Vineyard? Good lord

— Ian Madrigal - The Monopoly Man (@wamandajd) November 29, 2018

Maybe the Russians have kompromat on Dershowitz. Maybe Trump does.