re: #227 Floral Giraffe

GAH! I was in that business then. Followed a lovely lady up the escalator, could NOT identify her perfume, asked her what it was…
It was Poison.
Fun fact, did you know that perfumes are tested on redheads?
And fragrance smells VERY differently on redheads?
Their skin produces less acids & reacts differently!

Wow, I did not know that! Weird!

Bonus iceweasel fact: My father accused me of smoking pot and insisted he smelled it in my bedroom….it was the bottle of Poison a boyfriend had given me.
Pretty sure he had never smelled pot in his life, btw.

For a few months after that I would leave all these questionaires around the house, “Is your child taking drugs?” with the parts I thought applied to me conspicuously circled in magic marker. (Is your child sleeping a lot? Are they out a lot with friends? Do they seem to have mood changes?)
iceweasels take up mockery and snark very young, it seems.