re: #238 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You

And gang comprised mainly of South Americans that exists only to sling drugs supports Obama over Romney because?

Because MS-13 have cunningly realized the Negroid’s inherent moral laxity means that Obama will be less likely to use his magic executive power and the US Strategic Unicorn Reserve to impede their criminal endeavors.

Also, Barack Obama is the son of noted mesmerist and spooky power leech Grigori Efimovich Rasputin. He’s Baracksputin.