So early this morning I’m typing away on the desktop and I feel this tickle on my leg. Yeah, it’s a bug. I’m thinking an ant because it was really delicate. So I swiped at it, and the tickle stopped.

But then *TICKLE!*

So I cupped my hand around the area, and something WAY too big and round was there.

AUGHHHHHHH

SWIPESWIPESWIPESWIPESWIPE

Wasn’t shitty squirmy lots of leggy roachy, more like puffy soft big ass spider. I don’t know. I panicked, so… SWIPE SWIPE, well yeah.

NO WAY to start a day.