re: #9 Jenner7

Anyone know why Obama is having a press conference?

“My fellow Americans, we wanted to let you know that UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, should you drink bleach or throw yourselves into woodchippers. I, Barack Hussein Obama, am telling you not to drink bleach or throw yourselves into woodchippers! Especially not at the same time! I’m also asking Congress to pledge to ban drinking bleach and throwing yourself into woodchippers.”