re: #248 shiek al beif salami

So my dog got sick and I took him to a witch doctor who told me I needed to put a picture of the Devil above where the dog sleeps, to scare aware the demons. I went home and took the doctor’s advice, but the dog died anyway.

When I went to get my money back from the doctor, he asked if I did exactly what he prescribed.

“Same thing as,” I said.

“Same thing as?”

“Well, I didn’t have a picture of the devil, so I used a photo of Helen Thomas instead,” I said.

“There’s your problem: the damn dog overdosed.”

Poor animal died of shear terror.