re: #232 freetoken

It just wouldn’t have been the same… sex with eggplant, that is.

OK, disgusting moment from my youth. TMI. Stop reading now.

There was this guy who dated a gal I knew in college. Too old for her. Very creepy. We were all at a party. He was rubbing my shoulders, and telling me about how his ex could fit a whole eggplant up her…well, you know.

I wasn’t interested in being freaked out, which was what he was angling for, so I said, “Asian or European eggplant?”

He left me alone after that, for some reason.