Just the thought of Trump screaming at his phone right now…

GET ME JACK DORSEY ON THE LINE! WAIT! NO, FUCK HIM. FUCK THAT GUY! CALL THE ARMY! WE’RE GOING TO PARLER! WE’RE GOING TO PARLER RIGHT NOW. DOES ANYBODY TWEET FRENCH?

— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) July 15, 2020