Water system alarm delenda est.

Go to the alarm system (on the south side of town). Alarm is on, saying the water tower is half a foot over the overflow. Great, that means we have water flowing in the streets.

Check the system settings, seems okay … wait a few minutes and the numbers drop by about a foot.

Go to the water tower (on the north end of town). There is no water anywhere. The tower overflow and street are absolutely dry.

I’m convinced the water tower is simply lonely.