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Now Can We Call Them 'Teabaggers?'

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Mad Prophet Ludwig5/05/2010 10:14:10 pm PDT

re: #233 Varek Raith

Do they hate me???
XD

I honestly don’t check them regularly enough to say. However here are some angles guaranteed to piss them off - and then you too will have a devoted following.

1. Take the evolution is real and science in general is real stance.

2. Defend the rights of gay people.

3. Point out how the tea-baggers use nazi memes.

4. Defend Charles. Actually Charles is a very big boy and he can take care of himself, but he is also a good guy and when you write something supportive of him, trolls cry.

5. Point out that the Bible really does demand that we are good to the less fortunate - even if they aren’t white.

6. Remind them that most women find their sweaty man boobs, continual macho posturing and other weak beta tendencies to be gross.

7. Remind them that calls for genocide are not cool.

8. Remind them that hanging out with people who call for genocide are not cool.

9. You can take a civil rights view of American law and remind them of all sorts of pesky things in the Constitution that get in the way of setting up the sort of backwards fascist theocracy they love.

10. You can ask why it is that Rodan just doesn’t come out of the closet and admit that he wants a big hairy Muslim man to give it to him hard. He would be happier and he wouldn’t have to drink so much.