The 1516 Reinheitsgebot has made pansies of the whole of Western civilization.

We need to return to a time when men were men, booze was half methanol, and beer was infused with lethal hallucinogens.

Real men would hammer that down, and then go fight Communists. Communists and invisible squids that lived under the couch. And their wives. Their Communist, squid-sympathizing wives.