re: #25 wheat-dogg

$0? I can afford that! I call dibs on Yellowstone, and I’ll give all you lizards free passes to enter. Due to my religious convictions, Republicans will be charged $1,000 a head to enter, Democrats $50, and third-party supporters coupons to the Denny’s in Cody.

Well, I already have a free pass to enter, but I am sure as soon as some libertarian gets hold of it, it will be turned into either (a) a gated community or (b) mining and logging, whichever makes more money.