No way in hell did Agent McRoadkillhair write that himself.

Several things more likely than Darth Orange actually writing this tweet:
* Guessing every question right on a 100 question test
* 5 consecutive Mega Millions wins
* Congressman Charles Manson
* Zombie apocalypse
* Late Mayan apocalypse
* Alien invasion
* Senator Kardashian

— Arch1 (@Arch_LGF) December 3, 2018