re: #258 JamesTKirk

Get a digital camera. Develop any film of your child taking his first bath or anything else perfectly innocent and get ready to have a conversation with Officer Friendly.

Thankfully, I’m young and hip enough that I at least make a passing attempt at keeping up with the tech curve.
re: #259 JamesTKirk

Whenever I complain of being bored, I get attacked by those Klingon bastards again. So I just keep my mouth shut.

Heh. Says the Fish: “I’m bored.” Says the Mrs. Fish: “Why don’t you go do something useful, like wash the dishes or scrub the kitchen floor?” Says the Fish: “Oh look, not so bored anymore!”